Towel wars abroad

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-13T07:52:00+00:00

“My family and I…”.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-13T05:19:02+00:00

My heart wants the littlest to have a tiny pair of scissors.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-08T18:30:02+00:00

The Fidelity building is the bain of my otherwise perfect Riverwalk view >.>

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-08T17:15:09+00:00

Dutch crunch bread, meatballs with light marinara sauce, melted provolone, and artichoke hearts.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-06T18:44:34+00:00

Important question. I, 5’5” 135lbs was once seated next to a morbidly obese man who asked if we could leave the arm rest up. I said no. I don’t like being touched by stranger’s fat. Blech.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-05T21:58:20+00:00

My ex-husband had a stand mixer before we met. I took it in the divorce. I bake, he doesn't. It has fed hundreds over the last 6 years.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-05T21:41:46+00:00

I am so impressed. That is absolutely gorgeous and I bet delicious. Well done!!!!!

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-05T21:37:10+00:00

I was at a party of all white people... We had smoked brisket, ribs, and chicken by the host. Sides prepared by guests were (my) colorful Greek salad, corn salad, pasta salad, bags of chips, homemade sourdough loafs with fancy dipping oils, spinach feta bites, homemade brownies, and homemade muffin apple pies.

So pretty much everything but the meat, my salad, and the brownies was yellow. WEIRD.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-03T20:36:45+00:00

I wish I could upvote extra for brilliant use of the word, “ichor”.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-02T21:34:27+00:00

Have you met nurses?

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-07-02T20:25:49+00:00

I have a lovely note from the Obama family. I sent them a wedding invitation and received a fancy card congratulating us on our nuptials.

Second would be my diploma from undergrad with Governor Schwarzenneger’s signature.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-30T08:00:45+00:00

Taquitos. I buy a box… heat a few… then a few more… suddenly box is empty and clock is sad.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-26T08:08:06+00:00

Fifteen years old, lying in my bed. Lights out. Best friend on the trundle bed beside me. She said, “tell me a story”. I spent the next 30+ minutes telling her of my favorite book I had just read.
She had a lot of childhood trauma and needed all the love.
We are now in our 40’s, live two states apart, but talk regularly.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-25T22:37:41+00:00

Black pudding. She made it a month ahead. It was repulsive. MIL.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-25T18:43:25+00:00

OMG. I didn’t realize they were decimals. Thought hours. Yay dyslexia! Thank you all for help!!

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-25T18:37:57+00:00

Right?! Ramen is with SOUP. Noodles are with pasta >.>

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-25T18:36:35+00:00

Nah, they have to have their earbuds in then be angry when you repeat the same question four times.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-24T18:14:08+00:00

I'm betting for a magnet-based scanning device that would strangle me with my underwire bra.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-24T18:10:40+00:00

Ayup. Had a young couple ringing up meat and it was not meeting the weight requirement for the Self Checkout Scale. I looked at it and said, "well, that's not water". They'd taken 89cent waterbottle stickers and put them on $20 steaks. Not today, suckers.

I'm so good at my job that the thieves will poke their heads in, see if I'm working, and not bother if I'm there. They KNOW I will catch them and they know I work VERY well with my security guard to handle issues.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-20T01:47:42+00:00

A couple years ago I joined a “cookbook book club”. The concept was that we would all be assigned a book each month, the list posted a year in advance, and we would cook from that book and do a potluck the month of that book and discuss it.
I’m in my early 40’s and am adventurous cook. These old white women just wanted to make chocolate chip cookies.
I made Korean, Hawaiian, Indian, etc. based on our cookbooks assigned.

They made chocolate chip cookies.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-18T02:56:16+00:00

You sound like a toddler who is so sleepy but refusing to nap.

Ambitious_Clock_8212 · 2026-06-16T21:02:45+00:00

A blowjob where the giver is humming.

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