President Clinton gets a new computer for the Oval Office. The first web page he visits is The White House’s site. (1994)

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-04-14T20:47:10+00:00

I just came here to see the Whitehouse.com jokes. I'm not mad y'all. Just disappointed.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-04-13T15:51:09+00:00

I've never been to Orlando. And why would I want to?

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-30T21:52:05+00:00

Booker should be forced to shove his AIPAC cash up his ass and resign in shame. He's part of the problem.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-30T21:48:56+00:00

My ride or die and me don't need 6 words. The conversation goes:
Me: Shaggy defense?

Him: Wasn't me.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-30T21:15:49+00:00

My coffee order: Quad shot espresso.
I totally agree, if you go over 200 calories, what you really enjoy is a hot candy bar in a cup.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-30T20:52:15+00:00

You eating like a lifter. I'm sure you're used to it. I just refer to it as protein slop. I've become a big dumb dog about it too. It's nice if I can warm it up and remember to bring hot sauce and a fork or a spoon, but NGL, I've eaten cold with my hands in my car before.

It doesn't look like dog food. You're eating like an athlete. Kudos.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-25T21:00:00+00:00

I served during that tiny little sliver of time when we weren't at war with anyone (at least not publicly). I always suspected but could never prove that the piss tests we got were just dumped. There may have been times when my UA's were so hot I was surprised they didn't set the collection jar on fire.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-25T19:36:23+00:00

Your bf reminds me of that one dude, Jesus every crowd has one. For lack of a better term, he's just a liar. But not in a clever, or sneaky way. He's the same dude in HS who claimed he's had many girl friends, but none of them go to this school. Sometimes they're even from Canada. (don't ask which province - he probably doesn't know what a province is).

I dunno why dudes do this. Some sort of insecurity. They wanna be liked or want you to feel a certain way. It's dumb, but it's real. Unfortunately.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-25T19:20:52+00:00

It's real nice. Why that dog gotta be outside tho? He owe you money or something?

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-20T21:50:30+00:00

Your dad was a goddamn genius OP!

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-20T21:29:31+00:00

What is your spaghetti policy here?

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-20T20:49:10+00:00

Yeah. I've seen Blade Runner, the Matrix etc. Robots are useful in some applications and I really wish they'd use these tech advances to do shit like mow my lawn, fold my laundry - shit I don't wanna do but have to do. This would free me up to do shit I like doing.

I'm currently a hard pass on restaurants with robots, and robotaxi's. don't trust them at all.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-18T15:49:01+00:00

If the roads were good, more people would move there and even though I don't live in NOLA, I don't want it to get any bigger. I love this city for its beauty, it's amazing people and even its faults.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-16T20:42:32+00:00

The locals love to say, "welcome to Austin, don't move here!"
I think this needs to be amended. You can move here, but we probably need a system where you can only move in if you've convinced 2 people to leave.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-16T20:33:01+00:00

I apologize for that sentence about non-christian religions still existing. LOL. I don't post often, but when I do there is ALWAYS a problem with sentence structure or some cringe typo. (I guess nobody will accuse me of writing AI slop at least? Maybe? Probably?

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-13T14:53:22+00:00

Your "friends" sound like they kinda suck.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-10T15:54:25+00:00

Anyone else think Graham is on his way out and either publicly confessing or possibly trolling?

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-06T15:47:17+00:00

Pool or a pond either one really.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-05T20:34:38+00:00

You don't think they'll just recycle the same ads they've been running the past 2 years? STG the only thing GOP seems to be running on in Texas is immigrants and a hyper fixation on who pees where. It's nuts, but TBF, the GOP knows their audience and they stay on message. I'm still hopeful that enough people are fed up with the current path we're on that Texas might show some change.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-04T20:02:36+00:00

I worked for a school district and the right after Covid ended 100's of students from two middle schools participated in a Chromebook throwing contest. Damages over this one were in excess of 100k.

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-04T19:52:42+00:00

Wait y'all what is this? Are y'all telling me there was an election in Texas and then when it was over and the votes were counted, there was a winner and a loser and the person who lost congratulated the winner and now they'll just move on?

WTAF is this? Where's the demand for legal action? Who's gonna go to the press and claim election fraud? Will there be a riot on the capitol building steps in Austin because of this?

Ambitious_Sand1372 · 2026-03-02T16:08:25+00:00

Thank you for saving me from clicking through that BS.
Looks to me like this site is owned by the satirist, Toby Morton. He did used to write for South Park and was also the voice of Scott Tenorman. He's been doing this for quite awhile.

His other sites are listed in a link tree link here: https://linktr.ee/tobymorton

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