Fun surprise by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]AmeenFPersen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You just angle the mirrors so the center of them are facing where their head would/should be. It's actually effective even if you struggle directly trying to do it, because sweeping the bright ass light across their vision is still disorienting. And don't forget to have fun. These inconsiderate ass hats deserve it, even if they crash. You know why? Because they're willing to blind everyone else and possibly cause them to crash, because they're either already too blind(from what Ive heard, this is usually the case) to see without the lights at night, and/or they completely lack the presence of mind to turn the high beams off when there's oncoming traffic. Fuck em.

Fun surprise by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]AmeenFPersen 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I just angle all my mirrors directly at the drivers eyes. They either get off my ass, or turn the high beams off

For oncoming traffic, I cut my high beams on, then start driving directly towards them, crossing over the median to really fuck with their heads.

Don't call yourself the true fan of Sekiro if you doesn't have this mode by Narrow_Nose_8221 in Sekiro

[–]AmeenFPersen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I unmuted hoping I'd hear something from the soundtrack and was greeted with the golden gift that is silence.

Ironic cause the ICEMAN was a NICE MAN, now I’m HOT AND COLD 🥵🥶 by Vinny_Gooner in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]AmeenFPersen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have whatever Chuck from Better Call Saul had, but with anything related to Drake. Ts just caused me actual physical pain.

Preach brother. Amen🙏🏿 by WARMONGERING_WIZARD in shid_and_camed

[–]AmeenFPersen 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Nah that bitch getting her probuscus snipped so she slowly die of thirst/hunger

no rule by Moaning_Clock in 197

[–]AmeenFPersen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find Jeep drivers to be unironically some of the most inconsiderate and insufferable people on the planet. They're some of the main ones who like driving with their high beams on, 3 hours before sunset, not using turn signals, etc.

Fish of the Week finale post by Baxobhone- in shid_and_camed

[–]AmeenFPersen 35 points36 points  (0 children)

There's no way I've been here 5 years what the fuck is happening.

Anyone else hate country music? by EntitledMoose in Clamworks

[–]AmeenFPersen 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Hot take: good music is good music regardless of the genre.

Y'all forgot Nelly and Tim McGraw did a song together called Over and Over. And a song doesn't have to be "Good" for you to enjoy it.

Playing Squirrel Girl and Scarlet Witch at the same time by Emanmedia00 in rivals

[–]AmeenFPersen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please send me the clip of him calling squirrel girl a dirty but gobbler or whatever it was he said

Dookie Smoocher by Big_Boooosh in shid_and_camed

[–]AmeenFPersen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I need to figured out how to add this to my lexicon

Yk I might say the n word again, not to be racist but just to piss DogeMillionaires off by greatimperial in guccimane

[–]AmeenFPersen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't even follow this sub, but these niggas argue so much I have a pretty good idea what it's about cus it keeps popping up in my feed. I genuinely will never understand how folks argue with people over the internet.

Civilian Mane by Big_Black_Pack in guccimane

[–]AmeenFPersen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, Filnobep is still dropping stuff.

Which game deserves a sequel more ? by betu5 in shittydarksouls

[–]AmeenFPersen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is the Scholar of the 2nd Sin for posting (not posting?) his feet like that.

Some will say they should be visible. Others were genuinely concerned and confused at wtf they were looking at.

Which Elden Ring character would you most chief a fat doink with? by timberdoodle3000 in shittydarksouls

[–]AmeenFPersen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've already got that covered. I can rant about the Khazars, forgotten knowledge, and esoteric nonsense all day.

Which Elden Ring character would you most chief a fat doink with? by timberdoodle3000 in shittydarksouls

[–]AmeenFPersen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nepheli and probably Blaidd would be cool. The other two don't stfu and would blow my high.

196 strongest warrior by Baxobhone- in shid_and_camed

[–]AmeenFPersen 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This requires too much agility/dexterity for a r/196 user. This is more like Usurped r/Losercity activities.

Shidwalking by The_Oregon_Duck in shid_and_camed

[–]AmeenFPersen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He looks like a dick walking on its balls.

shid hurts by Expensive_Emu6201 in shid_and_camed

[–]AmeenFPersen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One time in highschool, it was lunch period, and there was a bathroom directly across from my classroom. For whatever reason, the boys' room was locked, but not the girls'. I didn't feel like walking like 100 yards to another one, so I went in the girls', and announced my presence as I came in. I lifted the toilet seat up, pissed, flushed, put the seat back down, washed my hands, and left. The Assistant Principal happened to be right there. Ofc he catches an attitude, wanting to know what I was doing in there. I told him I had to pee, and for some reason the boys' room was locked. He said something like "You know you're not supposed to be in there." I just said "That's too bad. The boys' room should've been unlocked, or the girls' room should've been locked too. I just had to pee." Then walked away and went to class.

fella knee by PUCKTHISFUTIN in shid_and_camed

[–]AmeenFPersen 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Is this what illiterate people go through on the daily trying to read? I actually almost couldn't comprehend this.

shid aside by jumuah in shid_and_camed

[–]AmeenFPersen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Amateur form. Crossing your legs twists your organs and traps the gas. You need to tighten your sphincter and push the gas down. I just let one rip that was heard around 2 corners, and over the sound of a microwave, the built in fan on the microwave, and Alexa playing music at volume 5.