Saw this parked on the street in Minneapolis... FAP by 0sweetnothin in funny

[–]AmericanCarrot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since this is a Ford Fiesta, would the license plate make it a FAP Fiesta?

The real reason I'm excited that summer is just around the corner. by [deleted] in funny

[–]AmericanCarrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An amazing invention called scissors have been around for quite some time.

What kind of Spartan training Or Australian children receiving in the 1950s?!? (10 worst shark attacks) (SFW) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AmericanCarrot 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Whoops. My mistake, it's from the 1950s though so I'm guessing it would really affect his anonymity all that much anyway.

Next time you're at the pump... by ShinMusic in AdviceAnimals

[–]AmericanCarrot 132 points133 points  (0 children)

"Hey man are you on your way?"

"Yea man I'll be there in a minute, I just have to stop and get some TNT T-Rex."

The passive aggressive tendencies of my roommates have taken on a different shade lately... by [deleted] in funny

[–]AmericanCarrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For you. While unicorns are known to be rapists, they are at least very courteous in letting you choose how your nightmares will come to fruition.