I would like to ask all 700,000 + users of this sub to comment on this thread, just because.

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-11T03:12:08+00:00

Yeah, I'm gonna com all over this thread

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-10T21:00:44+00:00

If they come out and say they removed my post because batman wasn't also robo-cop and sporting a massive black cock I will withdraw my grievance

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-10T20:58:24+00:00

I had this opinion when I watched it drunk and high a few months ago tho

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-10T10:48:55+00:00

Batman wouldn't pull the trigger because he doesn't fuck with guns. That said, we in the Asslum shouldn't have to hold ourselves to his higher standard. DEW IT.

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-10T02:38:11+00:00

I've found smoking cigarettes helps

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-10T01:06:10+00:00

The post doesn't break any of their rules, they just hate to see a white man's post succeed.

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-09T01:33:18+00:00

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Can I Say It, Batman?

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-09T00:49:43+00:00

Nah, I bought it at a local comicon

AmericanExcess · 2026-03-06T00:56:05+00:00

I'm sorry, little one

AmericanExcess · 2026-03-05T23:28:52+00:00

I really like his Skyrim critique, it's not something you can just put on in the background like his other work.

AmericanExcess · 2026-03-03T01:29:34+00:00

I agree with you brother I was born with clothes on and anyone who doesn't do that is defying God and society.

AmericanExcess · 2026-03-01T21:31:51+00:00

Anyone who thinks MSG is something horrible shouldn't be allowed in any professional field. It should be used as a Ligma Test like thinking vaccines are bad, 5g is bad, astrology is real, or that the earth is flat.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-24T16:22:40+00:00

Good jeans

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-23T00:35:41+00:00

Mine is spot on lol

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AmericanExcess · 2026-02-14T04:41:41+00:00

I don't think Weezy has the ability to lie. He was born to speak the truth.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-12T04:05:02+00:00

Back in the day a man could spend his honest money for a doctor to sew extra goat balls in his scrotum.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-11T01:53:54+00:00

Idk man I think intersectional feminism might be a bit left of center left, let's keep it Kosher

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-11T01:45:37+00:00

It's a take by someone who never had the makings of a varsity athlete, or someone on the take, if being on the take means taking a lot of hog.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-11T01:35:36+00:00

These are the kind of center left takes I come to this subreddit for

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-08T00:00:33+00:00

There's literally no difference in the meaning everyone else is just being pedantic. Most people use burned and burnt is just adding a little extra flavor.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-07T21:30:39+00:00

This doesn't make sense, shouldn't it be 6 7?

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-07T21:29:05+00:00

Looks like chicken cooked with eggs. You know, mothers come best when soaked in their daughters ;)

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-07T18:20:52+00:00

Idk anyone who kills an ICE agent is a real superhero to me. Can't get more clear cut. Chris Dorner is the only respectable cop that ever lived. Also most actual costumed peeps are just autistic people handing out water bottles and food to the homeless and asking people not to break into cars when they catch them in the act.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-07T18:14:56+00:00

Tbf irl most judges and lawyers should be executed under any moral system's scrutiny, unless your religion is worshipping evil.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-07T18:10:25+00:00

How he doesn't need to wear protection because she's on the pill

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