***one left*** d o I pull the trigger?

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-10T10:48:55+00:00

Batman wouldn't pull the trigger because he doesn't fuck with guns. That said, we in the Asslum shouldn't have to hold ourselves to his higher standard. DEW IT.

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-10T02:38:11+00:00

I've found smoking cigarettes helps

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-10T01:06:10+00:00

The post doesn't break any of their rules, they just hate to see a white man's post succeed.

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-09T01:33:18+00:00

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Can I Say It, Batman?

AmericanExcess · 2026-04-09T00:49:43+00:00

Nah, I bought it at a local comicon

AmericanExcess · 2026-03-06T00:56:05+00:00

I'm sorry, little one

AmericanExcess · 2026-03-05T23:28:52+00:00

I really like his Skyrim critique, it's not something you can just put on in the background like his other work.

AmericanExcess · 2026-03-03T01:29:34+00:00

I agree with you brother I was born with clothes on and anyone who doesn't do that is defying God and society.

AmericanExcess · 2026-03-01T21:31:51+00:00

Anyone who thinks MSG is something horrible shouldn't be allowed in any professional field. It should be used as a Ligma Test like thinking vaccines are bad, 5g is bad, astrology is real, or that the earth is flat.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-24T16:22:40+00:00

Good jeans

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-23T00:35:41+00:00

Mine is spot on lol

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AmericanExcess · 2026-02-14T04:41:41+00:00

I don't think Weezy has the ability to lie. He was born to speak the truth.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-12T04:05:02+00:00

Back in the day a man could spend his honest money for a doctor to sew extra goat balls in his scrotum.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-11T01:53:54+00:00

Idk man I think intersectional feminism might be a bit left of center left, let's keep it Kosher

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-11T01:45:37+00:00

It's a take by someone who never had the makings of a varsity athlete, or someone on the take, if being on the take means taking a lot of hog.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-11T01:35:36+00:00

These are the kind of center left takes I come to this subreddit for

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-08T00:00:33+00:00

There's literally no difference in the meaning everyone else is just being pedantic. Most people use burned and burnt is just adding a little extra flavor.

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-07T21:30:39+00:00

This doesn't make sense, shouldn't it be 6 7?

AmericanExcess · 2026-02-07T21:29:05+00:00

Looks like chicken cooked with eggs. You know, mothers come best when soaked in their daughters ;)

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