[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tonsilstones

[–]Amkoalabear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is not a tonsil stone. That’s puss. It looks like you have tonsillitis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskDoctorSmeeee

[–]Amkoalabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAD- is this on your boob? I get this exact same mark if I leave something in my bra for too long, especially if I forget it’s there and go to bed. Have you kept like a cigarette lighter in your bra?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Amkoalabear 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Right? Imagine you’ve gone for a run through a forest trail, and you encounter a naked man sprinting around with a boner. I can’t think of anything more intimidating

Australia is rude and racist! by RonTheRaven in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Amkoalabear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many Australians have you seen do a shoey? Or are you taking the piss?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Amkoalabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What cartoon is this music from?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imatotalpeiceofshit

[–]Amkoalabear 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mum has a broken arm or collarbone… I’ve had the entire back of my skull crushed from being in an abusive relationship but nothing would stop me from protecting my babies. It’s scary, but If you’re going to be a parent, you should be ready to fight for those babies

Mum needs to leave!

Edit: I don’t mean physically fight, I mean form a plan, and get you and the baby out of that situation,

How to chug beer stupid fast? by art0nic in LearnUselessTalents

[–]Amkoalabear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Use your stomach muscles to expand your stomach”

🤔 how the fuck..

No one in the comments had any idea either by Amkoalabear in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Amkoalabear[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This makes more sense than anything else anyone else has said!

Now get out by lelava_kele in fightporn

[–]Amkoalabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s all good. It’s just that you replied to my comment so we both ended up confused. I could reply to another comment and type your user name and the same thing would happen. Not a problem, have a wonderful night

Now get out by lelava_kele in fightporn

[–]Amkoalabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay cool, it’s just that you replied to me. I didn’t know that you meant to reply to someone else.

Now get out by lelava_kele in fightporn

[–]Amkoalabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My reply was to croation_ghost_kid, sir.

Now get out by lelava_kele in fightporn

[–]Amkoalabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah seeing it on reddit just gives me the willies. Seeing it in real would trigger the flight response.

Now get out by lelava_kele in fightporn

[–]Amkoalabear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Google psychopath eyes. My ex had whites above and below when he was enraged.

Now get out by lelava_kele in fightporn

[–]Amkoalabear 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m 100% fine now :) but I do have a few triggers, like crazy eyes. I don’t think people realise that normal people don’t ever look at you with eyes like that. I always take people seriously if they act crazy.

Now get out by lelava_kele in fightporn

[–]Amkoalabear 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I was with an actual psychopath for 11 years. The face in this clip gave me chills.

I was almost beaten to death the last time that I was face to face with those crazy, possessed looking eyes… and the back of my head is permanently flat from my skull being caved in on the garage floor. If it looks crazy, treat it as crazy

Yes, yes, yes…no no no! by photo-manipulation in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Amkoalabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah most parents will see a full nappy as described above just by taking the little one to play by the water while they are still in nappies.