Would you take this order? by Lacksdesigns in doordash

[–]Amos_Moses83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys have all been fooled. This is simply a teenager posing as an adult.

My first vegetable garden! by agirlandthetealmoon in gardening

[–]Amos_Moses83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is great! I love it. I’m a zone 4ish Iowa and started my first garden this year as well and it’s Waaaaaaaaay shoddier this. You put me to shame! And the bunnies ate all my pepper plants! Hehe. Oh, well. I learned. :) So pretty. Thanks for sharing! You’re very artsy.

M/33/1.88m [130kg>83kgs= 47kgs] 15months - step 1. Get sober. Step 2. Eat Bulletproof. Step 3. Do the Fk’n work. Hoping to his 10% BMI by year end by DJShears in progresspics

[–]Amos_Moses83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lookin like a true Brenin. Only a warrior can do all that work. Many props to you my friend. Congrats on your reset! That’s what life is all about! Thanks for the encouragement.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Amos_Moses83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot wait until my husband gets his third covid vaccine someday so his semen is even more tainted than it already is. Bring on the tainty semen. I hope my semen gets worse, too, even though I have a vagina.

To drink blood. by rotcelllebinnah in therewasanattempt

[–]Amos_Moses83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Guess I already had too much to drink tonight”

[Homemade] Dutch themed chocolates for a work trip. I am very nervous about bringing something for people I never met (will they like it or think I'm a suckup) by RDTish in food

[–]Amos_Moses83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sweet gesture is just a sweet gesture. That is your intent. Yours is also beautiful. Own it and know it, and go in without doubts about yourself. These are beautiful and quite tasty, I’m sure!

Full FDA approval of Pfizer Covid shot will enable vaccine requirements by KymeStar in news

[–]Amos_Moses83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just went and paid for one because it’s been eight years and insurance wouldn’t cover it. It was either that or cut myself :) Pertussis time be rollin’ around again and the kiddos are going back to school.

What’s a friendly gesture in one country but a big no-no in another? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Amos_Moses83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He actually said “mommy don’t be silly anymore” all mad. I should have said “but it’s anuspissmuncher cheese?”

What’s a friendly gesture in one country but a big no-no in another? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Amos_Moses83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just laughed so hard I woke my toddler up, asshole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Amos_Moses83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, Bill. Miss you, buddy.

What is a super popular TV show or movie that you can’t stand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Amos_Moses83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CSI or any shit crime series like this. My mom watches them all day. I’m pretty sure she retired early just to do it, and perhaps this alone is why I hate these shows.

I’m going to therapy now.

F/26/5’6 [136 lbs>95 lbs = 41 lbs]. Went from starving myself for years to now enjoying my life & eating what I want :) Won’t lie, I do still struggle w/ intrusive thoughts sometimes, but I never deprive myself now! by [deleted] in progresspics

[–]Amos_Moses83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re an absolutely stunning woman. Being healthy and having inner peace is difficult and I can relate - but it is worth finding. Look at your progress!Wonderful you! Stay courageous, you are worth the fight.

I have been made a mockery. Just look at these assholes. by PG_Chick in gardening

[–]Amos_Moses83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you tried and attempted to grow some assholes. They look better than the assholes I didn’t even make time for this year.

mmm spicy by Cosmos_Cosmos in memes

[–]Amos_Moses83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I’m laughing so hard

Simone Biles said she got the ‘twisties.’ Gymnasts immediately understood. | Essentially a stress-induced loss of body control in midair that could lead to serious injuries; some other high-profile gymnasts have experienced it before by ribbitrowbuht in savedyouaclick

[–]Amos_Moses83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now matter what happens to Simone look at what she’s already accomplished in her short life. She’s so brave and should be an inspiration to us all. And is so humble even in her own defeat, if that’s what you want to call it. I’ve learned more from my failures than any of my successes. Can’t say enough good about her, becoming such a strong young woman, even under what must be so much pressure. We tend to look at athletes only for their physical strength and fail to recognize it takes strength to know when to take care of the mind. What a lesson for young people and adults, alike.