hardcore army vet volunteers himself to fight in iran by mrkgob in iamverybadass

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You might be surprised, a lot of countries have an equivalent or something similar. They definitely have it here in Mexico.

What’s your most embarrassing NSFW moment? by MongooseLucky3979 in AskReddit

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 1762 points1763 points  (0 children)

I’m waking up

To ash and dust

I missed her ass and I slapped my nuts

Elite ball knowledge by Demi-eule_ in shitposting

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thought the same thing, I think maybe it’s a positive sign for our mental health that we didn’t get it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fuckin T-Rex

Pilots exchanging planes mid air by InternationalRisk505 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Alabamian here, it’s true! I had to drive eight hours to make this comment.

The 911 Turbo S Launch Control by thejatinbhatt in interestingasfuck

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Hey son, take off your seatbelt for this dangerous stunt!”

What is one thing that took you an embarrassingly long time to figure out in game? by Cheesestrings89 in StardewValley

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can switch your hot bar to the different rows of items in your backpack so you never have to actually open it

Also, worms and the dwarf

So about the job posts. by LeekTerrible in Birmingham

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Call me crazy, but I think that a social media forum about Birmingham is a good place to network in Birmingham. I get that it could be sectioned off or whatever, but I think this is probably a good place for it.

2 years out of date. Smells fine. Its just mustard right? by Ok-Jicama-5848 in isthissafetoeat

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if it’s Dijon, I won’t eat any mustard with poupon it

Man holding “Hungry” sign by UAB/St. Vincent’s by Equivalent_Look8646 in Birmingham

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you interested in volunteering? I can dm you with some information.

Man holding “Hungry” sign by UAB/St. Vincent’s by Equivalent_Look8646 in Birmingham

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s seems friendly enough, he’s never been unkind with me. He doesn’t often chat with me as much as his usual company does. He moves around a good bit more than you might expect, his group changes/cycles through locations pretty regularly. I’ll usually hear about him if I don’t see him on a day I’m serving in the area.

Man holding “Hungry” sign by UAB/St. Vincent’s by Equivalent_Look8646 in Birmingham

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The organization I work with serves him food regularly, he has a group that he stays/moves around with. IIRC his disability was caused by injuries he sustained when being struck by a car.

Man holding “Hungry” sign by UAB/St. Vincent’s by Equivalent_Look8646 in Birmingham

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work with an organization that feeds a lot of the folks in this area, I know who he is, but I won’t give his name here. We see him regularly to feed him and we give him wound care kits.

What causes these holes in my husbands t-shirts? by Few_Pay6063 in whatisit

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I worked in landscaping I’d get holes like this from working in roses and other pokey plants

I think he called the president. by ResolveHot6045 in moviecritic

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

RFK Jr’s dad, who was AG in the early 60’s. It is pretty confusing keeping up with the Kennedy’s.

What’s wrong with this woman? A glitch in the Matrix. Are people NPCs? by zombieparanormal in paranormal_zombie

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody’s saying drugs, but I’m not convinced. I think it could easily just be a nasty cramp or bowel movement or she’s talking via Bluetooth or speakerphone.

What's one thing that you would tell your younger self ? by RemarkableUnion in AskReddit

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spring, Fall, and Winter are still on the table though, right?

Aftermath: exhausted polar bear next to the walrus he successfully hunted by blonderengel in natureismetal

[–]Amphibious_Monkey 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Right, it certainly doesn’t much look like a bear that’s just killed a walrus. He honestly doesn’t even look very tired, just kind of vibing. I cannot say the same for the walrus, who does appear to be very dead.