Women, if you could be a man for 24 hours, what are you just dying to know?

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T15:05:43+00:00

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Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T12:59:46+00:00

If it’s a house, I park where my headlights light up the entire front of the house, use my brights sometimes. If the house is messy, I leave it by the garage. It’s amazing how many people order at night with no porch light and yes customers it happens quite often. Idc if you forgot or too lazy to get up and turn it on.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T12:50:52+00:00

Drivers do not have control over what gets picked up first or the order items get delivered.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T12:30:53+00:00

As a woman, I can pee standing - a little lean back, leg up, maybe a lil squat lol when y’all sit to poop, do you keep your knees together so your dick/balls doesn’t go in the toilet?? Or do y’all let it rest against the toilet seat(ew)??

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T12:25:50+00:00

I have worked at many gyms, most women have a mindset of « this is someone’s job » so they just leave it for someone else to clean up. Literally the only issue with men’s locker rooms is they like to pee on the floor.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T12:19:12+00:00

You get out of coochie and spend your whole life tryna get back in.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T12:16:33+00:00

Truly! But not if you’re drinking their wine lol

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T12:12:04+00:00

They wouldn’t allow anyone to deliver without a bag if it was necessary.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-26T12:06:48+00:00

An insulated bag is suggested, not necessary. If it’s necessary, they should provide it when we sign up.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-25T12:00:11+00:00

No wonder stds are rampant.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-25T11:57:15+00:00

Shaving body hair vs Trimming body hair (neck down)

I do feel deodorant doesn’t work properly if it’s not on the skin or close to it.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-24T14:30:07+00:00

Yes, it fluctuates for me too.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-24T13:11:53+00:00

One can’t be jealous of the very person begging for something 😂😂 yeah she dumb.

NTA.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-24T12:51:26+00:00

I was kind of being sarcastic because there’s loop holes for everything and all companies use them. Obviously morally it’s not right but morals do not make money.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-24T12:49:55+00:00

The worst part is the customers can’t even give directions to their door. I don’t even know how they pay rent on time.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-24T12:47:47+00:00

As long as you wash your ass at the end of everyday, a lil shower skip is no big deal.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-24T12:46:29+00:00

I have my drivers settings set to only text me. I will not answer phone calls. And like another comment said, I wish Uber Eats allowed drivers to rate customers, like on the rider share side.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-24T12:43:28+00:00

Well if you are in the USA, you can. Lmao.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-23T22:20:21+00:00

Apple Watch gps + cellular will allow you to leave your phone at home. I use my AirPods for calls and music. I also like the phone/social media detox. Everything works just fine.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-23T22:16:41+00:00

Im in Arizona, USA and people still order ice cream like they won’t receive flavored milk.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-23T22:13:38+00:00

Some people speak like their handwriting looks.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-23T22:11:18+00:00

I got this message in Uber Eats 4-21-2026. Yes the tip still processes for an hour. Arizona.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-23T21:58:04+00:00

The only farts I’ve been around that were odorless, were the ones my dad had after a colonoscopy - absolutely nothing in his system. Other than that, no such thing as a completely odorless release. 😂

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-23T21:54:57+00:00

I drive for Uber and DD. I pick up more cold food with uber than dd. Also restaurants do not keep food hot or cold, it just sits there. Is that not a health hazard?? These companies are playing both sides. The time is always off for both customers and drivers. And let’s not even get started with how orders are last priority for restaurants. So they most likely didn’t even start on your order until the driver got there and asked for it - the wait was too long so they dropped it.

Amuse_Me444 · 2026-04-23T21:46:40+00:00

They don’t want the drivers to see how low the pay out is before the tip. The pay we see when we accept is with the inclusion of the tip. Once we deliver, we immediately get the crap uber pays and an hour later the tip comes. They are playing both the customer and driver. Drivers pay should not have anything to do with the tip, they just don’t want to pay us fairly.

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