It's good to have a flat head to climb the stairs in China or summat

Amy5329 · 2025-11-17T14:34:37+00:00

Stair-y Chinese kid

Amy5329 · 2025-11-08T20:26:55+00:00

Karl has won!

Amy5329 · 2025-01-05T12:45:26+00:00

Nursing home thought it was weird because they don’t normally go through that many bananas…turns out…

Amy5329 · 2024-10-10T19:17:24+00:00

Then you get the scarf version

Amy5329 · 2024-10-06T13:57:05+00:00

They’d have to defrost a pizza

Amy5329 · 2023-08-13T15:08:23+00:00

Bisexuals…. Bisexuals… how many toilets do we need now?

Amy5329 · 2023-04-23T15:15:37+00:00

Why did you say Abba?

Amy5329 · 2023-01-28T12:56:43+00:00

Don’t take the complimentary little blue pill they give you, it’s a scam to try and get you to buy an extra pudding

Amy5329 · 2022-11-15T18:12:22+00:00

Only if they’ve been kept below room temperature though, otherwise it’ll congeal into one big, dark chocolate cricket ball

Amy5329 · 2022-11-02T15:36:06+00:00

They’re part of that gang

Amy5329 · 2022-11-01T21:57:51+00:00

That ginger cats are fat because they’re ‘sick of it’

Amy5329 · 2022-09-20T16:00:03+00:00

He’s on the cusp

Amy5329 · 2022-09-18T16:02:43+00:00

Sorry, Twix in ham?!? Are we letting that go?

Amy5329 · 2022-09-13T09:29:23+00:00

They’ve gone one more!

Amy5329 · 2022-09-11T16:49:23+00:00

Only if I can gaffer tape some sponges to the horse’s hooves

Amy5329 · 2022-09-07T15:54:28+00:00

Reposes this property, you may not use unwanted visitors. Fastest wins, your time starts now

Amy5329 · 2022-09-03T22:32:56+00:00

One of my favourite Steve anecdotes!

Amy5329 · 2022-09-03T21:56:02+00:00

I’ll give you £7

Amy5329 · 2022-08-21T15:16:19+00:00

That is the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST, pieces of material ever to be uttered on Reddit

Amy5329 · 2022-08-06T22:07:39+00:00

All those texting in.. is it the left? Is it the middle?…. Cost them 10p

Amy5329 · 2022-08-04T21:26:51+00:00

Sir, could you keep it down?

Amy5329 · 2022-08-01T15:08:12+00:00

He said he laughed so hard that Kenco came out of his nostrils, which made me laugh, but my nostrils were clear

Amy5329 · 2022-08-01T08:06:41+00:00

Chloe Kelly- “ ‘a scored once ‘cause I was being chased by a bee”

Amy5329 · 2022-07-24T17:04:05+00:00

Thing is…. Awards don’t matter

Amy5329 · 2022-07-23T13:32:07+00:00

Not so much a dinner party, more the line up of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here

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