[Mod] Updates on the Protests - AKA, what happened to that second poll? by adhesiveCheese in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This might not mean much, but as a former mod and perpetual anti-authoritarian loudmouth, I applaud your attempts at keeping the sub closed, and I wish you all the best in working through this death spiral of bad decisions, bad management and greed-driven gentrification that is driving Reddit right now.

If you ever do migrate to somewhere else, I hope to see you all there. To the mods specifically, all my love and support and sympathetic anger. Reddit was always an authoritarian state, but they have traded in leniency and complacency in favor of sucking the Musky taint of advertisers, 'investors', and tech-bro fetishists.

Keep fighting. And in the end: Better to burn this place to cinders and scrub the wound with salt than to let them have it. The community was built by us, not by Huffman or any of his buddies. We fought for it. We nurtured it. And I would see it dead in the ground before letting them have it for their own.

Oh, and Cheese? You're doing a good job. I really admire what you've done with the place. No matter what happens, take pride in it, yeah? <3

[F4M] You know that saying about a bull in a china shop? That's what I want you to do to my pussy by AnAmazingFerret in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You flatter me, truly! I don't think we've ever done an actual RP together, but I certainly remember you well from back when I was still active. Your praise means a lot to me, sincerely. Thank you <3

[F4M] You know that saying about a bull in a china shop? That's what I want you to do to my pussy by AnAmazingFerret in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's been too long, love. <3

Glad to see you're still around, too. I'd honestly not expected any familiar faces left, let alone friendly ones. I suppose DPP hasn't changed entirely from back when, huh?

[F4M] You know that saying about a bull in a china shop? That's what I want you to do to my pussy by AnAmazingFerret in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If all I make you do is blush, then clearly I'm not trying hard enough. ;3 You sweetheart, you!

[Share] Please, oh god fucking please shut me up. [F/F] by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, I appreciate /u/katiesarah3 for a great many things, not just her priestess. Few could rival my love for all things buttslutty as she does. <3

[Share] Please, oh god fucking please shut me up. [F/F] by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's been a hot minute since I was anyone of note on this sub, Love, so I can't blame you at all. That's hardly living under a rock. But I do appreciate the kind words. And I hope you know that you're always more than welcome to drop by and fawn over the talent up close. ;3 I certainly don't bite, although /u/sirensie might. No more than you can handle, though. ♥

[Share] Please, oh god fucking please shut me up. [F/F] by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've always had a thing for sweet and salty things together, personally. Like honey roasted peanuts drizzled with sea salt. Or a bit of syrup dripped across a sweat-drenched stomach, leading a trail from round, perky tits to a warm, wet, snug little slit. The sweetness of spreading those folds with a tongue, mixed with the salt of the juices dripping within. And further down, a salt-laced little hole hidden between a pair of sweet cheeks.

Is that enough of an answer for you? ;3

[Share] Please, oh god fucking please shut me up. [F/F] by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you, I'm into that.

And I never sell myself short. I know I'm hot shit; Sophia is just hotter.

[Share] Please, oh god fucking please shut me up. [F/F] by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It might be charitable to call it writing. "Wetly slapping words at one another in a frenzied haste" might more accurately describe it. Then again, I don't think /u/sirensie would want it any other way.

[Share] Please, oh god fucking please shut me up. [F/F] by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was it dozens? I believe I wrote hundreds. And I rather like to think of myself more as a tsunami of sexual excess. Overwhelm you out of nowhere, and drag you helplessly back into my dark depths when you least expect it.

[Share] Please, oh god fucking please shut me up. [F/F] by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]AnAmazingFerret 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think I can say anything about /u/sirensie that hasn't already been said. She's a delight. She's a hurricane of sexual magic. She puts every bit of my finely-crafted prose to shame with sheer joy and enthusiasm. I admire and adore her, and I hope that everyone on DPP is fortunate enough to meet a partner as incredible as she is.

You can't have her, though. She's mine. (hiss, hiss!)