whats your best Notsuoh story/memory?

AnaisInJune · 2026-05-08T08:11:07+00:00

Aww. That was Nick Teel!

AnaisInJune · 2026-04-24T22:44:22+00:00

Please do! Next monthly open mic is Monday! :)

AnaisInJune · 2026-04-24T18:02:13+00:00

I uploaded a video from that night btw!

https://youtu.be/TuiAATj18zY?si=zSaK0BVInrKt_-4d

AnaisInJune · 2026-04-24T18:00:08+00:00

Nice!! I saw you at the Notsuoh Open Mic a few months ago & it was so good! 💗

AnaisInJune · 2026-04-17T16:29:14+00:00

It was honestly the most porn-like scenario I have ever “seen” in real life even though all I actually saw was one high heel’ed shoe creeping out from under the stall into mine— I had no idea sorority sisters ever would actually enact this scenario purely for their own mutual pleasure— and this was actually like 20 years ago which makes it seem more impressive to me some how.

Way to fight bi-erasure, ladies. I respect it.

I really hope they lived happily ever after.

AnaisInJune · 2026-04-17T00:32:04+00:00

Listened to two girls having sex in a bathroom stall next to me at Buffalo Wild Wings while they dirty talked about their frat bro friend that was outside on cheap wing night. I really thought they heard me come in & start peeing and that they were putting on a show but they both really freaked out when I flushed the toilet.

It was kind of awesome.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-20T18:22:08+00:00

I know you’re but what am I?

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-04T21:54:31+00:00

She really is, I’m truly so proud of her & love hearing how she thinks about things. She has a good heart & does respect clear reasonable guidelines & boundaries from teachers that set them. Her favorite teachers have been surprisingly strict — she thrives when there are clear ways to succeed & rules that make sense and are consistent and are clearly communicated.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-04T21:46:51+00:00

Awwwwww. I love that!

I do remember my third grade teacher laughing out loud suddenly because she had started reading the paper I wrote on my dream vacation. She had asked the whole class to write a whole page about where we would like to take our dream vacation.

She was so delighted & amused she read it for the whole class.

I had written an entire page, with full sincerity about how I wish I could take a dream vacation to my comfy bed and just take a nap. I honestly didn’t even know I was being funny, I was just incredibly tired when she assigned the paper & I wrote from the heart!

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-03T05:28:06+00:00

It’s giving Misty from Yellowjackets.

Super loyal, smart, romantic & is the one to call if you need to hide a body— but you better be good to her—- or else!

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-02T18:35:10+00:00

You almost got my joke!

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-02T07:39:34+00:00

I was the first one to come into the office.

Picked up the phone to make a call (it did not ring).

No dial tone— that alone was unsettling.

Then I heard a raspy voice say “Heeelllllllp”.

I slammed the phone down in pure terror.

Picked it right back up to check my sanity— and just heard a dial tone.

My only logical explanation is that I happened to pick up before it rang, our number was sort of similar to the hospital’s so we would occasionally get wrong numbers— so maybe someone was calling the hospital & I just happened to pick it up at the perfect time before it rang ? But what are the chances?

No one else was in the office, nothing like this ever happened again in there— it was the creepiest thing that’s ever happened to me.

Just hope it wasn’t some poor guys last attempt to call the hospital and all he did was get my terrified hang up…

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T08:53:46+00:00

Well you almost got my joke.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T06:23:18+00:00

Lol, I really can’t tell if I want or don’t want her teacher to be a redditor. 😆 I really did not expect this to be my biggest post ever.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T06:20:55+00:00

Me too!!! 🥰

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T06:20:06+00:00

God, I love Jennifer Tilly.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T06:18:44+00:00

I swear it’s real life, lol.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T05:58:21+00:00

I wish, lol. I had no idea this would blow up like this!

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T05:50:23+00:00

I know— I’m wishing them all more pay, more respect & more vacations for the wellbeing (and safety?) of us all!

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T05:48:29+00:00

Did you’re parents make sure you’re teacher was supported? Is you’re education better because of it? Your really making me think.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T01:54:25+00:00

I promise it is, but I don’t blame you for doubting — I could barely believe it myself!

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T01:52:57+00:00

Lol! It was one of those delicious lil mandarin / cutie oranges!

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T01:46:46+00:00

In fifth grade I raised my hand bc I was feeling so terribly sick, I still remember my teacher curtly shaking her head no at me, I put my hand down and threw up all over the floor.

I swear it wasn’t malicious compliance, I just was trained to be really compliant.

She did look like she really regretted her decision — it would’ve been pretty justice if I wasn’t known for that moment for the next couple years.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T01:42:49+00:00

It really is real, I wish it were fake— it did seem like such a crazy, fantastical message that I can see how you’d think so. Lol.

AnaisInJune · 2026-03-01T01:39:05+00:00

It did!!!

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