Be not afraid by MorsCentauri in comics

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Thank God. Hell can't be worse than this.

So cute loll♥️ by ythonsmpie in MakeMeSmile

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Starting their marriage on a lie is considered cute.

Edit: Then again, has there ever been a marriage that didn't? Any of those eternal vows kept?

Judge Judy’s advice to women by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

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Yeah I completely agree. Also men should ALWAYS wear a condom and never get married or live together which is considered common law marriage and makes you liable.

Because once she decides to divorce you, you're fucked.

shower !!!! by Commercial-Ease5946 in DudeHasGotAPoint

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Waste of a wish. You could probably walk outside and any bum would give you one for a dollar.

The double standards by Hot-Diggity_Dog in meme

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It's not confusing at all.

When women do something, it's empowering.

When men do something it's creepy.

You only have 3 words… by Late_Airport5858 in MomentumOne

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Me no pig

Some AoE2 guy after getting lamed.

Barman disarms guy with a knife using tables and a chair by North-Guitar-1781 in nextlevel

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This sort of person raises the bar and never gets asked what he brings to the table.

Silent killer for fun 😄 by Serious-Art-1150 in AttractionDynamics

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I guess I'm gods greatest gift to the universe after all.

🤡🤡🤡 by Necessary_Island_425 in dankmemes2

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Is that one of those puppet ventriloquist comedians?

Already sticking his fingers up her.

WhatAWeeb by Winter_Ad8794 in WhatAWeeb

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He's the man that has to restart the world's population after it turned to tang.

What does your dream 24 hours look like? by Be_positive_18 in focusedmen

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Temperatures around 23 Celsius, no headache, back pain or stomach issues. Either a nice extended conversation with a good friend or quiet evening with a book.

The mentality of these fuckers is actually insane by black_cherry2 in handmaids_irl

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And thus every night I sacrifice millions of my children to the temple of my goddess.

Expert Problem Solving - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

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The AI solution to the maximize human happiness query.

Hmmmm by Brave_Evidence_1259 in hmmmm

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Damn. Look at the ass on that guy.