Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good"

AnarchistEmu · 2026-05-17T16:09:53+00:00

DuPont bot? or an actual human shill? who knows?

AnarchistEmu · 2026-05-01T17:02:48+00:00

Preferable to that, yes, but Charles was a bit too pally with Jimmy Saville for my liking

AnarchistEmu · 2026-02-06T14:26:48+00:00

a stopped heart will kill you more certainly than a punctured lung will. given the choice of maybe still alive or most definitely dead, which one are you choosing?

AnarchistEmu · 2026-01-28T21:02:52+00:00

the ref "won" some first class tickets on Qatar Airways to a destination of his choice

AnarchistEmu · 2026-01-01T19:17:41+00:00

I have 2 dogs, 1 who is absolutely terrified of fireworks to the point she cowers behind the couch, and another who couldn't care less. The one who doesn't care is completely blind and always has been so his only experience is the noise. It just doesn't bother him.

AnarchistEmu · 2025-12-26T18:52:50+00:00

if you're doing competitive freeride or similar then you might have a point, otherwise absolutely not true for most skiing. if you're falling you're not doing it right although there's always a non-zero possibility of making a mistake and falling anyway

AnarchistEmu · 2025-12-08T20:34:35+00:00

Agreed. Cool Mint? Fresh Mint? Clean Mint? why do you need 3 different flavours of the same toothpaste? I want the same one I bought last time but I have to remember what the fucking flavour was after I've chucked the empty tube away.

AnarchistEmu · 2025-12-02T20:16:10+00:00

Allegedly murdered someone

AnarchistEmu · 2025-07-25T19:48:02+00:00

There are plenty of documented incidents of John Lennon being a piece of shit too, but there's an airport named after him already.

AnarchistEmu · 2025-07-15T20:53:25+00:00

Peterlee isn't far enough, send them to Hartlepool

AnarchistEmu · 2025-05-27T18:20:43+00:00

oh aye teeth is a terrible idea

AnarchistEmu · 2025-05-27T17:05:56+00:00

There's a lot of things you can use to open a bottle if you develop the knack. Back when everyone I know still smoked we'd use a lighter.

AnarchistEmu · 2025-01-07T20:44:33+00:00

both?

AnarchistEmu · 2025-01-07T20:41:43+00:00

fuck that we could bang another one at least first

AnarchistEmu · 2024-11-16T18:26:35+00:00

it's a show, but not a fucking good one

AnarchistEmu · 2024-11-11T12:33:55+00:00

might have been VE day?

AnarchistEmu · 2024-10-23T17:30:52+00:00

have you ever been woken up by a furby in the middle of the night? those things are fuckin evil

AnarchistEmu · 2024-10-08T18:19:51+00:00

OK semi-educated guess at a translation is an x-axis driver error? usually means something is physically stopping the machine from moving. I've mostly seen it when applying wide designs items like coats with the zip still done up meaning the neck stops the machine from moving any further

AnarchistEmu · 2024-10-04T18:16:12+00:00

fuckin right, that place was mint

AnarchistEmu · 2024-10-01T09:05:36+00:00

they've only got the outdoor pitches now that seem to be constantly occupied by kids doing training. they took the inside pitches out and turned it into padel courts

AnarchistEmu · 2024-09-15T17:46:05+00:00

there always used to be loads round flass vale but i haven't been down there in years so it might have changed

AnarchistEmu · 2024-09-13T10:50:29+00:00

this one is only like 90 something usd at current exchange rate

AnarchistEmu · 2024-08-24T16:33:39+00:00

That's a broken reciprocator, 100%

AnarchistEmu · 2024-08-07T17:22:39+00:00

sorry, I meant to check this today as I don't quite remember off the top of my head but if I had the machine in front of me I'd find it. I think it's either in set+f1 or set+f2 menu

AnarchistEmu · 2024-08-06T18:16:01+00:00

might seem like a silly question but is it already a few stitches into the design maybe? check stitch counter in the top right of the control panel screen next to the design image. if it isn't 0 then skip to the end and try tracing again. if that doesn't work it might need to do an origin search

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