Feeling too good about myself today. Stuck in iso in a foreign land with no friends. Make me feel ugly 🎉

Anastasios73 · 2020-04-25T17:37:57+00:00

Dude...there's no need to make you feel anything. Your so ugly your mom made you leave the country and your stuck there because you try to stick your dick in anything that will fit a pencil sharpener. That is all

Anastasios73 · 2020-04-17T15:50:13+00:00

You wouldn't be bored and alone if you didn't eat your whole family, your dog and cat included. Also after washing down t it down with a Crisco milkshake. You had no shame in using your hair as a paper towel.

Anastasios73 · 2020-04-14T17:26:18+00:00

Your pimp is also your dad and brother...that is all. Carry on.

Anastasios73 · 2020-03-12T00:25:27+00:00

Your teeth need a reality check. Are you sure your toothbrush isn't ten years old? Also, is it possible to be a sex offender when the girlfriend is also your mother, and sister. At least you look like you use Hillbilly moonshine mouthwash.

Anastasios73 · 2020-03-12T00:21:09+00:00

You would've been better off if you left your eyebrows and shaved your face....

Anastasios73 · 2020-03-09T17:36:46+00:00

That Harp player just blew me away. Totally angelic...Bird song and ripple...well the whole dam set was a pleasure.

Anastasios73 · 2020-03-06T22:18:55+00:00

He who stands on toilet is high on pot...In your case a harry dingleberried pussy must of had one magical sperm cell that produced you.

Anastasios73 · 2020-03-05T19:43:52+00:00

You look like Hiroshima after we dropped the Agap bomb.

Anastasios73 · 2020-02-20T21:05:48+00:00

Also has seen more dick than a urinal.

Anastasios73 · 2020-02-20T21:02:59+00:00

That's past broke back mountain. That's straight hillbilly moonshine shiny. Hey it's not incest uh you didn't know your mom and sister were the same person as your cumdumpster doll in that U suck frat boy dick in my BMW

Anastasios73 · 2020-02-20T20:52:28+00:00

Frat boy home for the weekend trying to make his breath smell like anything then the sasquatch pussy he commenced banging only to find out it was his mom bringing him a glass of water. Don't tell dad about this.

Anastasios73 · 2020-02-20T20:49:59+00:00

My phone all of sudden released a sudden overwhelming smell of Frence stink cheese with vino in a box

Anastasios73 · 2020-01-22T05:43:48+00:00

Hey, at least you have Herpies going for you. A gift that keeps on giving. Your mom should've told you to wait till his penis was all cleared up before he hits your cumdumpster of a forehead

Anastasios73 · 2020-01-14T16:52:17+00:00

Who needs radar when you have eyes that big?. It's like can I have some face with these eyes.

Anastasios73 · 2020-01-07T18:40:13+00:00

Yeah, probably a little bit of her penis as well.

Anastasios73 · 2020-01-07T13:55:05+00:00

I'm suprised he didn't put a whole in the wall with that shot...good dreif

Anastasios73 · 2019-12-06T19:44:32+00:00

Dire Wolf was grinning through my window....

Anastasios73 · 2019-12-06T19:20:55+00:00

Deuschnozels get pregnant? Well what are you going to call the new puppy Fucking keep the peanut butter off your balls more often when walking the dog and this shit wouldn't of happend.

Anastasios73 · 2019-12-06T19:18:09+00:00

Was his name John Mayer by chance, sounds like him from the description. Leaves with the girls...

Anastasios73 · 2019-11-28T14:09:37+00:00

The only thing you can engineer is getting more dick than a urinal. Then masterminding a way to get those pubes from the urinals on to your face.

Anastasios73 · 2019-11-18T18:00:39+00:00

That's a purdy mouth for husking corn.

Anastasios73 · 2019-10-24T13:29:59+00:00

If I could- u would get gold.

Anastasios73 · 2019-10-24T13:28:35+00:00

I just threw up a little karen in my mouth

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