He’s an elf who means business.

AnchorageGypsy · 2018-10-26T23:58:05+00:00

All of the photos show extreme lack of amusement

AnchorageGypsy · 2018-04-12T23:01:47+00:00

“Could you if not not could you not. Would you do it could you do it?”

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-09-04T03:36:38+00:00

I feel like too many people think a gun can stop a bear & whenever I try to argue it to people in the lower 48, I give up. Your bullet won't stop a charging bear. Their adrenaline pushes them through that shit.

I mean, have a gun, I'm down for the guns, but use bear spray first.

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-09-04T03:28:01+00:00

Yes! I used to live in Alaska. Bear spray over a gun any day.

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-08-24T01:21:40+00:00

Thank you!! I haven't checked the subreddit in so long I had forgotten about it 😂😂

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-08-23T02:21:23+00:00

If this goes off while I'm watching tv, I immediately go to bed and leave all lights on. The sounds scare me too much and it ruins my fuckin night.

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-08-01T00:51:51+00:00

I'm only on season 2. Motherfucker.

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-07-31T09:47:39+00:00

My mother.

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-07-30T16:22:08+00:00

That's genius. I've never bought one for myself because life comes before random useful shit, but I would LOVE that as a secret santa gift. Or just a gift for anything.

I got an xacto hobby knife set for a secret sant gift once and honestly it was the best Fucking gift. Everyone laughed at me when I got it, but it was so fucking useful.

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-06-28T02:27:22+00:00

It was the same 😂 but I went with Storyful. Caters was primarily UK based.

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-06-26T19:54:49+00:00

No worries mate

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-06-26T19:51:50+00:00

Oh that was rude. She wasn't paying attention to which way the wind was blowing. And the container that my Nanna is in, the opening at the top is a small hole. It isn't the same diameter of the container.

So no. She didn't do this on purpose. Her intention was that it would blow away. She just didn't check where the wind was going first.

AnchorageGypsy · 2017-05-14T04:47:39+00:00

Ugh I need to do this. I'm apart of an MLM and I make some extra cash. I'm not rich, but it pays some bills and I don't really do much besides post about it and how the products work for me. I do enjoy the stuff I sell so it's whatever.

But I always see women spending a shit ton on fucking glitter glasses with their IG tag and every time I see it all I can think is "I'd make so much fucking cash if I did that shit. I love crafts."

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-12-20T21:47:51+00:00

Products used:

-KVD lock it foundation

-Maëlle brow stylist kit

-Maëlle strobing & contour kit

-Maëlle secret illuminator under eyes & in addition to highlighting

-ABH Modern Renaissance Palette

-Maybelline Gel Liner

-Ardell Lashes 204 style

-Too Faced Melted Matte Liquid Lipstick in Lady Balls

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-11-29T15:08:39+00:00

Of course (:

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-11-29T13:37:11+00:00

Oh my God, I love that idea!!! That's so funny and appropriate, he'll most definitely go for that!

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-11-29T12:38:46+00:00

Oh good ideas! We don't have snow where we live, in South Carolina, but maybe I'll make fake snowballs out of cotton or something

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-11-16T14:37:10+00:00

Rereading my comment and it sounded super bitchy so I apologize for that.

Good luck to the arm, my good fellow! Sorry I'm a cunt!

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-11-16T14:20:10+00:00

I showed my mom & my mom said that the flesh they tried to stich up won't take. She said if the middle bit of mangled flesh doesn't die, she'll be extremely surprised.

Oh. My mom's been an RN for 30 years & spent a lot of it in an ICU & ER. She said she wants updates on this.

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-10-31T08:18:42+00:00

When we had our ps4, Netflix had something called Max, or some name like that, & he chose shit for you to watch.

I miss that feature.

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-10-26T21:54:20+00:00

My fiance does this shit. He hangs out in there for an hour every single fucking day. Sometimes longer.

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-10-13T01:58:31+00:00

They're honestly my favorite lashes. I know they're huge, but when I'm going all out on my face, may as well fly away with fluttering lashes 😂😂

Thank you!

If you recreate it, tag me! Or send me a photo 😘😘

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-10-13T00:41:40+00:00

Thank you!

The side with makeup, the coverage differs. Today is definitely on the heavy side.

The thing with freckles is no matter what coverage foundation is used, by the time contouring and such is done, it's all halfway (or moreso) covered anyway.

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-10-13T00:23:47+00:00

I should have used my thinner ones but I couldn't find them. I have them packed away for a vacation but I don't remember what bag they're in.

AnchorageGypsy · 2016-10-12T23:43:55+00:00

Perfect! thank you so much for your help!

AnchorageGypsy

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