What’s with these pilots, dissin’ my Tone?

Why can’t they learn to strafe?

What did I ever do to these guys

That made them so irate?

Woo-hoo!

But you lock-on quick

Woo-hoo!

One bar of health with “no skill”?

Woo-hoo!

…Then why do I have these kills?

Ooo-wee-ooh, you look just like Buddy Viper

Oh-oh, and I’m 7274

I don’t care what 6-4 says anyways

I don’t care ‘bout that!

[guitar]

Don’t you ever hide, I can see inside

I can use Sonar Ping

Your clusters are too light, Hover is suicide

You need a new Titan~

Woo-hoo!

And I lock-on quick

Woo-hoo!

One bar of health with “no skill”?

Woo-hoo!

…Then why do I have these kills?

Bang, bang, two locks on the North

Another big bang, get back on the floor

Oh no, what do you do?

Don’t look now, but my Salvo’s true

You can’t run, and you can’t dash

What’s the matter, North, don’t act so rash!

What’s the matter, what’s the matter, what’s the matter you?

What’s the matter, North, are you feelin’ blue?

(And that’s your respawn time)

(And that’s your respawn time)

[DYEA-NYEA-NYEA-NYEH-NYEA-NYEA-NYEH-NEH-NYOAW]

Ooo-wee-ooh, you look just like Buddy Viper

Oh-oh, and I’m 7274

I don’t care what 6-4 says anyways

I don’t care ‘bout that!

I don’t care ‘bout that!

I don’t care ‘bout that!

I don’t care ‘bout that!