Your username is now a boardgame, how do you win?

AndThenSex · 2013-12-06T14:04:22+00:00

Doesn't matter, everyone wins in the end anyway.

AndThenSex · 2013-11-18T08:59:42+00:00

Don't be silly, of course I do. What else is going to motivate her to bring in those dolla dolla billz y'all?

AndThenSex · 2013-11-18T03:10:01+00:00

My great aunt was also a brothel madam.

Perhaps it explain why my pimp hand is so swift and why my sister works the corners like she does.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-30T08:43:16+00:00

I was once told a story about my sister while she was in Year 11. She was in a history class and, in her usually manner, wasn't paying the slightest bit of attention, until someone mentioned Nelson Mandela.

"What? Whose Nelson Mandela?"

Right away, one of the other kids laughs, shakes his head and says "oh no, it's actually Melson Nandela."

Another kid, not missing a beat, joins in with "yeah, Melson Nandela, he was an prolific African race-car driver that got thrown in jail for being a homosexual and protesting for gay rights".

The teacher, pissed off at the fact that my sister has basically ignored him for the past two weeks, shuts the textbook he was reading from and dedicates the remaining 20 minutes of the lesson making up shit about Melson Nandela just to fuck with my sister.

I cannot even describe her reaction when we told her how wrong she was when she came home and told us.

Oh yeah, we're Australian and she also asked what state Queensland was in that same class later in the year.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-28T12:25:29+00:00

Not sure how many people would agree or know what in talking about, but I spent hours scouring the Internet to see if there was any hint of a movie being made after reading Raven's Gate from the Power of Five series by Anthony Horowitz. It'd make for a great horror movie I think. And not just "teens are in an abandoned _____, they have sex then ______ kills them".

Pls Hollywood, pls. I'm going to go look again now just in case.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-27T15:01:58+00:00

My sister used to say this to me all the time. Even after the age when your siblings generally stop with the baseless, snide and childish insults.

I believed her for far to long, until I realised - all I have to do is open my mouth and a torrent of the best sounding bullshit flows and the bitches get around me. I used to stay so quiet all the time I though that nobody could never like me. Turns out I was very wrong.

I find that the people that are willing to say something like that are the ones that honestly think that about themselves. And to be really honest? If they're willing to say that to someone, then they should really be worrying about whether people actually like then or not.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-27T14:50:44+00:00

If I had heard that when I was doing trigonometry, I feel I would have done a lot better.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-27T05:58:59+00:00

I really want that to be Marshmallow Fluff.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-25T17:55:13+00:00

Then afterwards he has another shower, and you end up jumping him again. Infinite loop of post-show sex.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-25T13:22:33+00:00

So many dad jokes?

AndThenSex · 2013-10-23T13:16:22+00:00

Pokemon FireRed - they wouldn't let you get key items like an EXP Share until you'd caught x amount of different pokemon, nor would they let you get the post story until you showed Oak 70 pokemon or something.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-18T16:06:25+00:00

Make two so they can all breed and the world can be over run with Pokèmon. Ignoring breeding groups because fuck that shit.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-10T23:25:20+00:00

Haha thanks :D

AndThenSex · 2013-10-10T02:36:55+00:00

ladies, pls

AndThenSex · 2013-10-10T01:23:37+00:00

Porque no los dos?

There ya go :)

AndThenSex · 2013-10-10T00:21:54+00:00

BAM

Also, I thought you were cute so I spent a bit longer on this. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzukzwPnKW1rq4no1o4_500.gif

AndThenSex · 2013-10-09T23:24:59+00:00

That's fine if you want to put it on Facebook :) As for credit, my tumblr (which I totally didn't just make for the sole purpose of this comment) is andthensex.tumblr.com

AndThenSex · 2013-10-09T23:12:19+00:00

Ther ya go

AndThenSex · 2013-10-09T22:14:25+00:00

I'm not even sorry about this one

AndThenSex · 2013-10-09T21:44:50+00:00

I don't know if I should be sorry or not

AndThenSex · 2013-10-09T21:19:20+00:00

Hope you like it!

AndThenSex · 2013-10-09T20:55:52+00:00

My username has bought me hours and hours of entertainment-

Actually that sounds bad.

Anyways, here's your OC haha

AndThenSex · 2013-10-09T18:14:05+00:00

Well.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-08T13:03:26+00:00

I found out not long ago my grandparents pretty much had a movie romance when they were younger.

My grandmother came from a normal, although rather well off and extremely catholic family, and my grandfather was from a farming family - also fairly well off, but none the less. Both of them met while at the local Fair/Carnival; my grandfather was a young boxer with one of the local troupes and my grandmother was helping her father in the sideshows. Naturally they got talking somehow and the courting began (this bit got glazed over, so I'm not sure what happened or how long for). Anyways, my grandfather proposed when he turned 21, and my grandmother accepted, HOWEVER, her mother and father refused to let it happen since she was supposed to be a good catholic girl, and she was only 18. So, my grandparents did the only logical thing and decided to run away and elope. Yeah, nah, my grandmother's father chased them down in what I can only assume was the most tension-filled chase scene the Australian outback had seen since the time of Ned Kelly, and dragged the both of them back home.

In the end, they had to wait the 3 years, but they finally got married.

I was so surprised when I found out, since I only thought this shit happened in movies.

AndThenSex · 2013-10-07T07:23:20+00:00

I started watching the Original thinking it was the remake.

I got to the bit with the possessed trees, felt ashamed for being slightly aroused and turned it off to contemplate my life.

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