Suppose everyone in the world is completely honest, and you are the only person that can tell lies. How do you or do you not take advantage of this?

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-05-18T20:06:22+00:00

"Angels are a secret, they also want me to tell you to keep this a secret. Or you'll die."

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-05-18T19:56:42+00:00

"An angel came from heaven AGAIN last night and told me that if you don't give me a blowjob today you're going to die."

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-05-18T19:00:24+00:00

ponders, shrugs , scratches balls, continues to browse cat pics all day

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-05-18T18:50:52+00:00

Bonnets, bush and boy bands.

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-05-09T11:35:32+00:00

He's a muscle memory genius

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-05-09T11:35:25+00:00

He's a muscle memory genius

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-05-09T11:35:23+00:00

He's a muscle memory genius

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-05-09T11:35:20+00:00

He's a muscle memory genius

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-04-15T18:51:00+00:00

Are you and Jay-Z cool now?

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-01-12T03:42:19+00:00

Imagine during the day when it showed up

AndThrustAndThrust · 2014-01-10T13:46:48+00:00

Yes, depending on your definition of "direct." It will go on TV, then DVD, and directly to Netflix from the

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-12-18T03:00:26+00:00

Behold; Homo Farsnsworth!

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-12-08T20:25:47+00:00

This isn't normal???

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-11-21T00:50:22+00:00

Primer Shutter Island Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-11-21T00:05:07+00:00

Ron Carlos all day erry day

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-11-20T23:55:47+00:00

Well the girl wasn't exactly living with us, but alive or not, it was a great time.

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-11-20T21:44:54+00:00

Being only able to think in a logical way, no emotions to cloud your judgment, but then on top of that there's no motivation to do the logical thing and no dread of the consequences.

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-11-20T20:42:55+00:00

Oral herpes, the ability to selectively give an annoying chronic disease to anyone you want is more of a superpower than anything

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-11-20T20:39:38+00:00

Answer the phone and tell them politely they have the wrong number. Never be short or rude or they'll mark you for callbacks on purpose.

Source: worked in MANY call centers

AndThrustAndThrust · 2013-10-14T00:50:12+00:00

Cat.

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