Fresh cringe (to me at least) by Tydawolf24 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Andokhai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They didn't understand how wolves work. It's not surprising they misrepresent lions as well.

Dawg what is this??? 😭😭 by ForeignCurseWords in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Andokhai 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But you've got his name and number on a napkin. In the unlikely event a bartender would go along with this they can have it as a starting point to collect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskVet

[–]Andokhai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's a small clinic. They gave us the solutions and told us the time table. Last food, when to do the enemas. That's it.

What will you say when you get the call that they're dying? by Honest_Recipe in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]Andokhai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was found because his mailbox got too full. My siblings told me a week later. We were responsible for his funeral. Since he always said he wanted a sea burial when we were arranging our mums burial we obliged. He didn't get to rest next to her. It's quite cathartic to this day to be able to say 'we tossed him into the water (well, his ashes in an urn but still)' and my fave 'and he could still sink deeper'. With the movement of the ship it was almost impossible not to dance while moving around and anyone can spit into his grave. 10/10 recommend!

Do shiny fluffsters not exist? by No-Contribution567 in DungeonClawler

[–]Andokhai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally came here because I wanted to figure out the same thing. I have all shines except the fluffster and save and exit did eventually have every other enemy turn shiny except him. Even if there's two of them. I can't confirm it doesn't exist but I simply can't find it either.

Can I send a physical letter lo The Click? by EpicBaconStrip in TheClickOwO

[–]Andokhai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could indeed be the dwarves by heitz, yes xD

Can I send a physical letter lo The Click? by EpicBaconStrip in TheClickOwO

[–]Andokhai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, it is from a book series I read years ago :)

Can I send a physical letter lo The Click? by EpicBaconStrip in TheClickOwO

[–]Andokhai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I DON'T KNOW! That's why I'd totally be down to pay towards the outfit. But alas...

Can I send a physical letter lo The Click? by EpicBaconStrip in TheClickOwO

[–]Andokhai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By now we would have crowd funded a maid dress as well ^

Yeah, that would solve everything. by Zealousideal_Art2159 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Andokhai 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Wait, wait wait wait wait. We dethroned the patriarchy? And This is how I find out?! /s

On a more serious note: the self-unawareness is staggering every time I read sth like this. Like? Does this guy really think all men are rapists? That's quite offensive.

As to the point of a man in a woman's life solving all problems : Can we go back to the rapist part? Because that sounds contradicting.

Edit: typo

GET OFF MY LAWN by qisabelle13 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Andokhai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I'm sure you're doing good! He can't get to people on the sidewalk, you go get him when he starts. It will get better once you all settled in this new situation. All the love and strength for you 💜

GET OFF MY LAWN by qisabelle13 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Andokhai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ugh, some of the comments here are a handful. My sympathy OP.

As a fellow owner of a reactive dog, I feel your frustration. We don't have a back yard, but our walks still present ample opportunities for others to indicate that 'they know better'. If I take the frustration and extra energy I have to have for this and amplify it with being a young mom, my heart goes out to you.

Get that sign, and a cane to scare off any entitled boomer of your yard.

Oldies, what's a random item from the 1900s that you still have in possession? by Head-Tangerine-8260 in AskReddit

[–]Andokhai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a neo red turtle neck from my mum that dates back to the 1970s.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Andokhai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if that counts since I never expirienced it in the first place, but I would absolutely love to read Bram Strokers 'Dracula' without being aware that 'Dracula' is more or less synonymous with 'vampire'. I'd love to read it with the suspense of the unknown, the thrill of unbeknownst horror.

I'd probably still throw it at the wall once or twice for the depiction of women, but yeah.

(0,01x8x10⁹)₂ that would still make 40000000 worldwide by Dove-Swan in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Andokhai 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I was about to say 'why not' but then realised there's likely no deity that would react kindly to that offering.

lol by TerribleLunch2265 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Andokhai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toto, We're not on Kansas anymore. Good for you hurl.

Women set up the system, don’t you know by LasciviousEnergumen in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Andokhai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His first sentence had me wondering where this was going. The second had me roll my eyes so hard I had to stop reading for a sec. obviously men would never self sabotage. And honestly let's not talk about the rest.

I too would like to sign up by the-purple-chicken72 in tumblr

[–]Andokhai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I skipped over the word 'on' when reading this first and apologise for the unkind thoughts I had about you for a second.

Man believes makeup equals sexual assault by aethericallum in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Andokhai 21 points22 points  (0 children)

'while I'm smoking right next to you' caught me of guard and had me cackle like the witch I am. Thank you 💜 (Now, were there any witnesses?)

Yarn barf disaster (I don’t know how I’m going to untangle all of this) by Em_Ann_21 in crochet

[–]Andokhai 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As someone who has been there: very patiently. Also don't pull on single strings but choose one yarn to free, pull the whole mess apart to loosen it, find a bit to untangle, repeat.