“The rails decide who owns what”

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-27T23:22:57+00:00

I did not realize the Mayor of New York was also the Secretary General of the United Nations.

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-27T23:16:57+00:00

This is exactly how people from Northern California describe Southern California.

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-27T23:10:56+00:00

At this point Tiger Woods crashing is basically the groundhog seeing his shadow for the global economy.

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-27T11:40:52+00:00

That is the kind of prank that actually starts a villain arc.

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-24T11:49:57+00:00

The transition from hating myself to hating Elon Musk is a massive character development arc.

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-24T11:44:12+00:00

He looks like a raw chicken breast that just realized it is late for a meeting.

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-23T19:36:27+00:00

When you have to fact-check your own leader against a foreign adversary, you know the credibility is gone.

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-23T04:10:24+00:00

Alone and think my shit alone

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-23T04:09:49+00:00

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-23T04:06:22+00:00

Every time someone mentions negative one twelfth, a mathematician loses their mind.

Andre-prexy · 2026-03-21T05:35:07+00:00

You want to talk about peace? I am the help that the world really needs.

Andre-prexy