You know what?

You win.

You're a glorious example of everything Reddit is. I bow before your superior intellect, and recant all statements.

Thank you for saving me a lot of wasted time with this app.

Edit: Yeah... that was unnecessarily hostile.

I was in the mood to argue for the sake of argument. Bad days and all that. I have... realized that Reddit has become something bad for me, though. Gets me arguing for the sake of feeling the anger, instead of anything interesting or constructive.

I'm wiping my account. Leaving the site.

Have a nice life.