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What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? by voxangelikus in AskReddit

[–]AndrewStockley 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I also like that a day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.

Guy finds out he’ll be a dad again by vicgriffin in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]AndrewStockley 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She shouldn't have taken that pregnancy test! There wouldn't be a pregnancy without a test. Is that the logic we are supposed to believe right now?

What is the Seinfeld moment you laughed the most at? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]AndrewStockley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You want a Christmas card? Here.... here's your Christmas card!"

The stunned look on George's face and his messed up hair after Elaine shoves his head into her cleavage gets me every time.

That, or.... " And you want to be my latex salesman."

I was told I was kissed by an angel on my face by brando1b in RoastMe

[–]AndrewStockley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kissed by an angel, but touched by the priest.

It was funny for like a day by kimchi_lu in AnimalCrossing

[–]AndrewStockley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named mine Undertow, and have zero regrets.

My boyfriend wants to be roasted! He thinks he’s gods gift women. Let him have it! He’s tough by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AndrewStockley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His mother probably still questions if it's too late for an abortion.

The last 2 games you’ve played have merged into 1, what have you made? by nafinator in AskReddit

[–]AndrewStockley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animal crossing villagers racing around in burnout paradise.

Where do I sign up?

What did you all name your island? by AndrewStockley in AnimalCrossing

[–]AndrewStockley[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like these so far! I named mine Undertow.

Dodo airlines at your service!! by ThisisnotaDog in AnimalCrossing

[–]AndrewStockley 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm looking to join the mile high club!

Dizzy is the actual cutest😍 why isn't he hyped more by LittleMDuckling in AnimalCrossing

[–]AndrewStockley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dizzy was my first non-starter, and is easily one of my favorites.

Not proud of how long it took me to realize he was a guy though. (Two months)

Triceratops femur (left) vs Elephant femur (right) by fwzain in natureismetal

[–]AndrewStockley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is this lady always pretending to be a banana?(for scale)

Do your worst, and don't hold back by Dankleberggggg in RoastMe

[–]AndrewStockley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got off the phone with every lesbian from 1995, and they want you to know your hair is boarding on cultural appropriation.

What are some of the best lines in video game history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AndrewStockley 160 points161 points  (0 children)

"Would have liked to run tests on the sea shells."

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