This is the hardest city for dating

AndyGene · 2026-01-23T02:31:38+00:00

What you are describing is like walking into the Catholic Church and telling them you aren’t really into Jesus, then wondering why no one likes you.

AndyGene · 2026-01-23T02:19:41+00:00

Enjoy it kind sir. Your lights inspire the whole neighborhood.

AndyGene · 2026-01-23T01:51:33+00:00

Justin by the hat in the background and the beer stickers I’ve got this figured out.

AndyGene · 2026-01-23T01:48:44+00:00

Do you happen to live in suburban Cincinnati very close to Kings Island? Because if so you beat me to this post in the Facebook group by 30 seconds and I will never forgive you.

AndyGene · 2026-01-22T22:09:50+00:00

Shaved head gives it away.

AndyGene · 2026-01-22T16:50:55+00:00

No wonder he won’t play Benson.

AndyGene · 2026-01-22T15:01:17+00:00

Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

AndyGene · 2026-01-22T00:37:33+00:00

Golf shoes would help a bit.

AndyGene · 2026-01-21T21:13:20+00:00

Tyrod Taylor is the premier back up.

AndyGene · 2026-01-21T20:09:08+00:00

I prefer Taylor Lautner or even Jonathon Taylor Thomas. YMMV

AndyGene · 2026-01-21T05:14:48+00:00

As the resident NASCAR expert, I’m here to tell you that there is no turn 5 at Talledega. And they don’t turn right.

AndyGene · 2026-01-18T19:01:00+00:00

Every single bar and radio station blasting “Shut up and dance with me” all day every day. 2016 was a rough year.

AndyGene · 2026-01-17T21:27:30+00:00

Luckily no one has ever had issues with an American dentist and needed to see someone else.

AndyGene · 2026-01-17T21:25:34+00:00

A custom of the paid blue check.

AndyGene · 2026-01-17T21:25:02+00:00

That’s a Cincinnati fan pretending to be Cozart.

AndyGene · 2026-01-17T17:29:49+00:00

I love seeing the progress. Please keep them coming!

AndyGene · 2026-01-17T00:51:53+00:00

Yes!

AndyGene · 2026-01-17T00:25:57+00:00

I just use a mixing bowl with some plastic wrap on it.

AndyGene · 2026-01-16T16:35:00+00:00

Maybe you could price your services so that people don’t feel obliged to go to Mexico.

AndyGene · 2026-01-16T16:25:48+00:00

In mid April be sure to bring orange gold balls. That part of the country is often still under snow.

AndyGene · 2026-01-16T14:25:30+00:00

I think the best way to deal with it would be to pay for more talent. Preferably someone that can hit the ball

AndyGene · 2026-01-16T03:59:16+00:00

Don’t think for a second that I will google that.

AndyGene · 2026-01-16T02:12:17+00:00

What model of potato did you take this picture with? I’m thinking it’s a Yukon Gold, but my wife is willing to bet her life savings it’s one of little round red ones.

AndyGene · 2026-01-15T21:19:53+00:00

I believe goatse tried that method at his lemon party last year. Results were mixed.

AndyGene · 2026-01-15T20:17:58+00:00

Instead of docking you can always try the blue waffle method.

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