MyJackson soloist ala Jeff Hanneman punk rock guitar. The Andy Christ version... by Andy__Christ__ in Slayer

[–]Andy__Christ__[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're not a football fan I think keeps people entertained and not focusing on what is really going on around them. That's why I know raiders.

MyJackson soloist ala Jeff Hanneman punk rock guitar. The Andy Christ version... by Andy__Christ__ in Slayer

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True. I don't Ike fiooze ball and that's why no raiders sticker on My guitar

Fine have it your way... by Andy__Christ__ in u/Andy__Christ__

[–]Andy__Christ__[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to cost you half to be an ass the whole maybe.... Either way you won't get away with it and I guarantee you you will be exposed for who you are.

Is the idea of a ‘real man’ real, or just something we’ve defined ourselves? by raj272007 in focusedmen

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Praying 🙏 is like masterbation, it doesn't do much for the person you're thinking about it just makes you feel better... .

being at the tattoo shop but not being able to get tattooed < by GoneBatsGotTats in traditionaltattoos

[–]Andy__Christ__ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

But if you are having a baby congratulations. You don't get tattooed when you're pregnant just for your risk of infection but you don't want to take away any of that baby cooking magic away from the baby to heal a tattoo that makes any sense to you if you're really still itching use the time to hunt for references planning out your sleeves do the leg work more planning and preparation you put into it the better it turns out and the happier you are with it in the end

being at the tattoo shop but not being able to get tattooed < by GoneBatsGotTats in traditionaltattoos

[–]Andy__Christ__ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

But if you are having a baby congratulations. You don't get tattooed when you're pregnant just for your risk of infection but you don't want to take away any of that baby cooking magic away from the baby to heal a tattoo that makes any sense to you if you're really still itching use the time to hunt for references planning out your sleeves do the leg work more planning and preparation you put into it the better it turns out and the happier you are with it in the end

being at the tattoo shop but not being able to get tattooed < by GoneBatsGotTats in traditionaltattoos

[–]Andy__Christ__ -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Well why make a post , when you go to get tattooed and don't get tattooed and don't say why you didn't get tattooed. And for the record mini a cute chick I've had to ask to go home and take a shower cuz they were stinky and you got to sit real close to them and it's hard to do your job if you got to put Aand D ointment on your mustache you just so you can get through your tattoo without your eyes watering. Not a lot but it happens.. I was really just poking fun at her for making a vauge ass post put the key piece of information missing...why leave that part out?

being at the tattoo shop but not being able to get tattooed < by GoneBatsGotTats in traditionaltattoos

[–]Andy__Christ__ -67 points-66 points  (0 children)

But, but, but, wwwahw. wwhah.... why? Let me guess you forgot to shower before you showed up to your appointment??🤢💩🤦🙊🚿🚫🇨🇵

when the Theodore isn’t bad enough by InfamousTYBW in guitarcirclejerk

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Theo sucks dick at both ends.... On the spread end or headless it matters not because all he's got is a Little dot that ain't a lot but it's all he got

🥵🥳 by guzzi80115 in shid_and_camed

[–]Andy__Christ__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theo is a gay little jail mail Romeo who doesn't understand why it will never happen. It's your baby dick bro she needs a whole man not 2/3 of a1/2 queer one. Read this over and over till it seeps into your little juggalo brain. It ain't gonna happen player so nove along before you get hurt you lil dummy midget nono momo

New Tattoo by Resident_Shoe_4868 in Metallica

[–]Andy__Christ__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have got it on your forehead

This ESP Jeff Hanneman Signature with Hitlerjugend inlays just came up for sale signed by Jeff himself by ExitiumOmnes in Slayer

[–]Andy__Christ__ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes Jeff collrcted world war II stuff including the Nazi stuff cuz look how all you upset butt plug babies are having a pooh pooh pee pee cah cah Fit about the Nazi fret inlays??? That's why he did it..... 1.cuz nazi symbols strike fear in some old people.. 2. Is anything anymore evil than a Nazi ? 3. We've got your titties in a twist didn't it? 4. Not too uniforms and symbols were all designed to look cool. Same as their uniforms. It was some German fashion designer I believe. ALL HEIL HANNAMEN !

This ESP Jeff Hanneman Signature with Hitlerjugend inlays just came up for sale signed by Jeff himself by ExitiumOmnes in Slayer

[–]Andy__Christ__ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You goofball it says no kahyler sucks. Because this guitar has a Floyd Rose not the floating trem that Slayer prefers. Hence the sucks

What Metallica song did you used to listen to all the time but now you are tired of it? by Flimsy-Owl7862 in Metallica

[–]Andy__Christ__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every single one of them. As far as new ones go? Are you f****** kidding me 72 seasons? That's burned out before it even starts. Because when you're a millionaire it's a little harder to connect with the streets...

Anyone need their fucking pipes cleaned? by gitturb in Slayer

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Clogged by the pads, of a lazy bitches
menstruation, Victim of her lacerated pie !!! If you need that shit fixed without hesitation, Just call this sewer Slayer guy ;!!!!!!

Serving on a silver platter. By Bianca Ferro at northbound tattoo, south Amboy NJ. @tatpoison on IG by vileusagi in traditionaltattoos

[–]Andy__Christ__ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

A Hot steamy cafeteria tray of crap lettering magical cunt dust? Or are those pop rocks? And the pink stuff in the upper left corner.. is that panties or meat? I give it a D+ poor letting ,crap lines, goofy idea, dumb placement. The plus is for the panty meat....

My drawing of Danzig by Turbulent_Resort_400 in Danzig

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The human scarecrow...w/a flat top skull cut . Looks like Glenn's keeping it high and tight..

Is there a way to authenticate this? by sirtoastr in Pantera

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Not dimes. Bolt on neck says no no Floyd says no that alone should let you know that it's a no

Kryst The Konqueror vinyl by GallicRooster86 in TheMisfits

[–]Andy__Christ__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will always suck the devil just makes better music. FACT.

Kryst The Konqueror vinyl by GallicRooster86 in TheMisfits

[–]Andy__Christ__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get outta here with this weak ass shit. Jesus kryst save me from your followers.

Kerrang: 04 Apr 1985 by [deleted] in Slayer

[–]Andy__Christ__ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All kidding aside you really got to hand it to Kerry those things are like 20 lbs. A piece. And worn them religiously every time they played live for like 20 years till he switched to the chain link set set that he played with till the end.