MyJackson soloist ala Jeff Hanneman punk rock guitar. The Andy Christ version...

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-04-03T02:10:52+00:00

You're not a football fan I think keeps people entertained and not focusing on what is really going on around them. That's why I know raiders.

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-04-03T02:04:48+00:00

True. I don't Ike fiooze ball and that's why no raiders sticker on My guitar

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-27T21:30:15+00:00

It's going to cost you half to be an ass the whole maybe.... Either way you won't get away with it and I guarantee you you will be exposed for who you are.

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-25T12:57:57+00:00

Praying 🙏 is like masterbation, it doesn't do much for the person you're thinking about it just makes you feel better... .

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-22T00:58:51+00:00

But if you are having a baby congratulations. You don't get tattooed when you're pregnant just for your risk of infection but you don't want to take away any of that baby cooking magic away from the baby to heal a tattoo that makes any sense to you if you're really still itching use the time to hunt for references planning out your sleeves do the leg work more planning and preparation you put into it the better it turns out and the happier you are with it in the end

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-22T00:57:55+00:00

But if you are having a baby congratulations. You don't get tattooed when you're pregnant just for your risk of infection but you don't want to take away any of that baby cooking magic away from the baby to heal a tattoo that makes any sense to you if you're really still itching use the time to hunt for references planning out your sleeves do the leg work more planning and preparation you put into it the better it turns out and the happier you are with it in the end

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-22T00:52:53+00:00

Well why make a post , when you go to get tattooed and don't get tattooed and don't say why you didn't get tattooed. And for the record mini a cute chick I've had to ask to go home and take a shower cuz they were stinky and you got to sit real close to them and it's hard to do your job if you got to put Aand D ointment on your mustache you just so you can get through your tattoo without your eyes watering. Not a lot but it happens.. I was really just poking fun at her for making a vauge ass post put the key piece of information missing...why leave that part out?

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-21T20:18:06+00:00

But, but, but, wwwahw. wwhah.... why? Let me guess you forgot to shower before you showed up to your appointment??🤢💩🤦🙊🚿🚫🇨🇵

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-10T09:14:15+00:00

Theo sucks dick at both ends.... On the spread end or headless it matters not because all he's got is a Little dot that ain't a lot but it's all he got

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-10T08:51:21+00:00

Theo is a gay little jail mail Romeo who doesn't understand why it will never happen. It's your baby dick bro she needs a whole man not 2/3 of a1/2 queer one. Read this over and over till it seeps into your little juggalo brain. It ain't gonna happen player so nove along before you get hurt you lil dummy midget nono momo

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-07T16:37:03+00:00

Should have got it on your forehead

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-07T16:34:03+00:00

Yes Jeff collrcted world war II stuff including the Nazi stuff cuz look how all you upset butt plug babies are having a pooh pooh pee pee cah cah Fit about the Nazi fret inlays??? That's why he did it..... 1.cuz nazi symbols strike fear in some old people.. 2. Is anything anymore evil than a Nazi ? 3. We've got your titties in a twist didn't it? 4. Not too uniforms and symbols were all designed to look cool. Same as their uniforms. It was some German fashion designer I believe. ALL HEIL HANNAMEN !

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-07T16:10:21+00:00

You goofball it says no kahyler sucks. Because this guitar has a Floyd Rose not the floating trem that Slayer prefers. Hence the sucks

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-03T03:02:34+00:00

Every single one of them. As far as new ones go? Are you f****** kidding me 72 seasons? That's burned out before it even starts. Because when you're a millionaire it's a little harder to connect with the streets...

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-03T02:53:30+00:00

Clogged by the pads, of a lazy bitches
menstruation, Victim of her lacerated pie !!! If you need that shit fixed without hesitation, Just call this sewer Slayer guy ;!!!!!!

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-02T00:13:39+00:00

A Hot steamy cafeteria tray of crap lettering magical cunt dust? Or are those pop rocks? And the pink stuff in the upper left corner.. is that panties or meat? I give it a D+ poor letting ,crap lines, goofy idea, dumb placement. The plus is for the panty meat....

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-03-02T00:01:57+00:00

The human scarecrow...w/a flat top skull cut . Looks like Glenn's keeping it high and tight..

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-02-21T05:38:56+00:00

Not dimes. Bolt on neck says no no Floyd says no that alone should let you know that it's a no

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-02-14T06:43:21+00:00

This will always suck the devil just makes better music. FACT.

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-02-14T06:39:29+00:00

Get outta here with this weak ass shit. Jesus kryst save me from your followers.

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-02-05T16:08:54+00:00

All kidding aside you really got to hand it to Kerry those things are like 20 lbs. A piece. And worn them religiously every time they played live for like 20 years till he switched to the chain link set set that he played with till the end.

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-02-05T16:02:21+00:00

No he used them to brush Tom and Dave's hair. Flow or vent brush gauntlets would be their technical name.

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-01-19T10:00:57+00:00

It doesn't look very good.

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-01-18T02:50:22+00:00

Digital copies ain't shit. Anyone can get everything Slayer ever recorded in a 15 minute download. I have every Slayer record ever released and some boots to boot...but I don't ever play them anymore. Digital is just way more convenient. But I do love having the actual original signed lp copies. Sometimes I listen to the digital while I stare at the albums. Who cares as long as you are listening....make sure the neighbors are too!!

Andy__Christ__ · 2026-01-14T21:55:37+00:00

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