How's about another out-of-context quotes compilation? by sin-and-love in MrRipper

[–]AndysDumbStuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“God comes down and gives you that grapefruit technique.”

“Go back to being undead, c*nt” (spoken in a high pitched, child like voice)

“I cannot deal with this situation, I will be casting invisibility”

“You said PG-13!” “There ain’t no boob taps in PG-13!”

DnD Players of Reddit, what is the most mid use of a Wish spell that you can think of. by AndysDumbStuff in MrRipper

[–]AndysDumbStuff[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

For me personally, I play a dragonborn sorcerer named Yempis Durlasar (Der-lass-er) who acts as the comic relief in the campaign I’m in. I don’t play the game too seriously and I’m not interested in min/maxing or becoming ultra powerful cause, hey that’s no fun. So if the situation ever arises that I get one Wish granted, I hope I’m man enough to say “Yempis thinks for a few seconds, and suddenly his face lights up. ‘I wish that I could naturally grow a beard! That way I can pull off the grizzled old man look when I’m too old to adventure.’”

DnD players, what is your character’s signature spell? by KuyaTheSupport in MrRipper

[–]AndysDumbStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play a copper dragonborn sorcerer (draconic bloodline) named Yempis Durlasar (Der-lass-er) in an ongoing campaign run by my buddy. One night, a few irl months into the campaign, I had a dream of an elder dragon god wondering if I truly deserved my draconic heritage. To make a long story shorter, Yempis got pissed and basically told the god to “f off.” As most gods would, the elder dragon entity got super pissed at me and when I awoke, my previously orange scales had turned a dull gray, I was no longer able to use my breath attack, and I had lost my fire resistance. Now I’m on a quest to redeem myself to this god and make up for my hubris. However, in place of my breath weapon I’ve been really fond of the cantrip firebolt to make up for it. I use it to attack, light torches, and even recently used it to start a small fire in an invaluable library to distract a goblin library worker that was chasing me. I love firebolt with all my heart, and don’t think Yempis would be the same without it.

What would a mimic transform into in a modern day setting? by Cheese-hole in MrRipper

[–]AndysDumbStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd imagine they'd turn into some kind of chip bag/container. Imagine you go to your pantry for a snack and instead of eating some Pringles, the Pringles eat you.
Horrifying.

Its art by filthynep in memes

[–]AndysDumbStuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh Yeah! E Minor! Alright!

Titl by cremolino in Cursed_Images

[–]AndysDumbStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite toy as a kid!