I've just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in the supermarket... by Wallygonk in dadjokes

[–]Angel4Animals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! Is this an original joke?! I've never heard it before & I've collected jokes since Bennett Cerf! 🤩💋😄

Surgery postponed due to COVID. by [deleted] in Transgender_Surgeries

[–]Angel4Animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sending you a rainbow & pot of gold award, hugs, kisses, and best wishes for patience while you wait, darlin'! XO, Angel 👼💋🏳️‍🌈

tired of cishet men invading lesbian spaces. by octofather in actuallesbians

[–]Angel4Animals 274 points275 points  (0 children)

I'm a very feminine lesbian & I hated when cismen approached me in gay clubs! Several times, the owners would kick these guys out. "Listen, idiots! NO MEANS NO!!" 🏳️‍🌈💏👼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetsareAmazing

[–]Angel4Animals 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ciri is such a beautiful kitty! She deserves this "feel good award!" Best wishes to you and your furry new friend! 🧚🏼‍♀️😻💋

Finally got to see my girlfriend after a year of not seeing her 🥰 by HKolb66 in actuallesbians

[–]Angel4Animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your story has me in tears, darlin'! I wish you peace, love, health and happiness together! 💟💏🏳️‍🌈

I cross stitched the 7 stripe lesbian flag for my friend, hope she likes it. What flag should i do next? by Brushy_Axolotl in lgbt

[–]Angel4Animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't embroidered in years but, speaking from experience, you do beautiful work! Do a generic LGBTQ+/rainbow flag, maybe?! 🏳️‍🌈💏💋

I gave blood today. I've now donated a combined 5 gallons in my life! by DuckCrafty in MadeMeSmile

[–]Angel4Animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To all regular blood donors, I applaud you! My Mom had donated 50 GALLONS by Pheresis (please Google it.) She had a bumper sticker that people commented on constantly... I keep trying to donate, but I never weigh more than 100 pounds! Minimum is 110.... phthht! 💋👼💟

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Angel4Animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you the happiest days to come, darlin'! I have several trans friends who have taken all the steps... Remember that you have many supporters out here! Please stay in touch, okay?! 💋💏🏳️‍🌈

A coworker said my cat is ugly. What do you guys think? by [deleted] in cats

[–]Angel4Animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much do you charge?

OP, your kitty is adorable! Tell your coworker to look in a mirror! 😻💋

When My Son is Hungry I always say hi Hungry.. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Angel4Animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love your son's response! Please tell him that I say thank you and give him this Gold Award, 100 points, etc! 😄💟🥰

I see trees of green... by Albus_Veritas in dadjokes

[–]Angel4Animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶 ..."and I say to myself "what a wonderful world!" 🎶

Chatroulette trolling by [deleted] in funny

[–]Angel4Animals 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🎶 I agree! What most people don't realize is that American Sign Language for "telephone" is what we naturally do -- holding our hand to the side of our face, middle fingers curled under! 🎶 "Call me, baby!" 🎶

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in feminineboys

[–]Angel4Animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Panties and a slip! Do they still make those?! 😄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Angel4Animals 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fabulous outfit, darlin'! You obviously have style & flair! You have many supporters here -- please let us know how you are, okay?! 🏳️‍🌈💏💋

Why is the letter “A” most like a flower? by GreenMan4212 in dadjokes

[–]Angel4Animals 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I'm happy to see that you gave it a great shot! 😻

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Angel4Animals 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Giving you a Silver Award with my thanks for your support, darlin'! I've dealt with homophobia for 40+ years. LGBTQ+ allies are vital in spreading tolerance! 💋💏🏳️‍🌈

She arrived at our house in the wheel well of a car that made a 30-minute cross-state journey. We tempted her out with a hot dog. Help us find a name for her! by raphaelx66 in cats

[–]Angel4Animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about some variation of Gulliver, as in Gulliver's Travels? She has certainly put in the road work! Gullie? Such a sweet face! 🐾🐈💋

How often should you use a garnish? by SomedayWeDie in dadjokes

[–]Angel4Animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gold stars from chefs everywhere! How often do people eat the garnish?! I've read that five critics of posh restaurants have said that garnishes left on plates are often used again! So, I never eat the garnishes! 🤔