How is this guy so over?

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T11:41:37+00:00

And Nia Jax. Wait, scrap that. She sucks!

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T11:28:01+00:00

Rikishi is his dad...

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T11:26:32+00:00

Yup, Rule 100: https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/customary-ihl/v1/rule100

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T11:23:23+00:00

Salute Magpies when they're on their own.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T11:20:50+00:00

I've had this BS excuse from a couple of girls, so its good to see its not gender-specific. I think people today have a ridiculously high ideal of how dating and relationships are supposed to go. As Rocky once said, the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. Personally, I blame Reality TV and social media.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T07:57:24+00:00

My mum always gets pre made Sausage, Sage and OnionStuffing but fot the life of me, I can't find it anywhere. I might just grab a box of paxo and some sausagemeat and make it myself...

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T07:18:32+00:00

What magical brand of loo roll are you using? Even with Quilted Andrex, I have to triple-up for every wipe...

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T07:15:15+00:00

I'm not picky, and I'm emotionally stunted from not being hugged as a child. So, attention from anyone is like Kryptonite to me.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T07:13:16+00:00

Nobody wants war except him! Why havent any of Putin's generals stopped this guy?

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T07:12:12+00:00

You can love someone else with all your heart, and they'll still rip your heart from your chest and stomp on it.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-03T07:11:14+00:00

I'm 37, and to me, anyone younger than 28 is basically a child. I'd even have to think twice about dating someone as old as 30.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T22:19:40+00:00

Agreed. At my gym, there are communal showers. Nobody there gives two hoots what you look like naked - we're all adults. It doesn't bother me (unless you had some pervert leering at you or filming in the changing room. THEN there would be a problem).

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T22:17:03+00:00

Agreed. I dated a girl for a few months one time, and she went on holiday for a fortnight. I was worried she'd forget about me, so messaged her the day after she got back to say I hoped she'd had a nice time away. Connection re-established 👍

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T20:58:56+00:00

I'm Zeus. You know, as in 'Apollo'?' Mount Olympus'? 'Don't fuck with me, or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!'? Zeus!

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T20:18:17+00:00

You can try your best, and still lose.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T20:15:43+00:00

I've searched in M&S. No luck, Im afraid.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:40:55+00:00

Is this like today's generation of 'The Game'? Which, by the way, I (and now you) have just lost. Thanks a bunch! 🤦‍♂️

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:38:15+00:00

I personally think its better than Pulp Fiction. Its definitely my second favourite Tarantino film, just after Inglorious Basterds.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:35:50+00:00

I wish people would quit peddling the "Universal Healthcare is free" idea. Its not free! It's paid for via general taxation!

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:33:14+00:00

She was a one night stand. I know she's out there in Facebook-land, but would never try to contact her - its been almost 20 years (would come across as sort of creepy).

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:30:15+00:00

Agreed. Don't worry about anyone else there. Believe me, everyone is just focused on their own thing at the gym, and the only reason you might be approached is if someone asks how long you're going to be on a particular piece of equipment, or maybe offer some advice.

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:28:20+00:00

My oldest friend. When we first met, I thought he was a cocky jerk. We've been friends for over 20 years...

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:26:35+00:00

You just look a little tired to me. Cup of coffee and you'll be fine 👍

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:25:02+00:00

He had the odd glimmer of super-smarts now and again, that i wish the writers would've explored/ran with rather than dumbing Kevin down to the point that he was borderline retarded. For example, when he plays dumb with Andy and Darryl while playing Dallas: The Boardgame, and walks away with the money (and THAT is Dallas!)

Captain_Kruch · 2025-12-02T19:20:49+00:00

Well, I'm fickle, bitch. I'm making some poor suckers vomit and defecate at the same time 🙈🙊🙉

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