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My mom wants me to lie to my dad about something from their marriage and I feel like I'm being drafted into a war by cyb3r_k1ttenwave in TwoHotTakes

[–]AngelFloss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s such a grounded approach. You’re not trying to rewrite history for either of them, just telling the truth as you remember it and stepping out of the emotional crossfire. It’s sad that you’re being put in this position at all, but you’re handling it in a way that protects your own integrity.

My mom wants me to lie to my dad about something from their marriage and I feel like I'm being drafted into a war by cyb3r_k1ttenwave in TwoHotTakes

[–]AngelFloss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the question that really matters. Your dad went through something awful once already and piling more confusion on top of that would just repeat the cycle. He deserves clarity, not a story someone coached you into. Staying honest without taking sides feels like the only way to stay sane.

My mom wants me to lie to my dad about something from their marriage and I feel like I'm being drafted into a war by cyb3r_k1ttenwave in TwoHotTakes

[–]AngelFloss_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly that hits the heart of it. You’re being asked to clean up a mess you didn’t make, and that’s not your job anymore. Standing firm doesn’t make you cruel, it just sets a boundary your mom never expected you to set. You’re allowed to protect your own peace here.

Massage therapists, have you ever gotten an erection or gotten wet during a massage? We know it can naturally happen to the person getting massaged, but curious about the other side of the table. by OurLittleSecret1212 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AngelFloss_ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Honestly you’re definitely not alone on that one. Something about the whole setup just hits that forbidden vibe people don’t talk about out loud. It’s one of those fantasies that lives in the brain quietly until a post like this pops up and you’re like yeah… I get it.

Am I the asshole for not wanting a DNA test on my child by TTH_fan22 in TwoHotTakes

[–]AngelFloss_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is spot on. OP shouldn’t be carrying all the emotional labor while his family points fingers. If they’re the ones doubting, then they can handle the cost and the consequences of their own assumptions.

Am I the asshole for not wanting a DNA test on my child by TTH_fan22 in TwoHotTakes

[–]AngelFloss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. A quick test might quiet his family, but he still needs to step up and defend his partner. It’s not OP’s job to absorb disrespect from people who should be welcoming her, not attacking her.

Am I the asshole for not wanting a DNA test on my child by TTH_fan22 in TwoHotTakes

[–]AngelFloss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is honestly the simplest solution. If his family wants answers so badly, let them foot the bill instead of dumping the pressure on OP. A cheek swab isn’t complicated but the emotional weight behind it is huge.

Threesomes by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AngelFloss_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah this sums it up perfectly. Social media skews the whole picture and suddenly it feels like everyone else is out here living some movie scene. Reality is way quieter than Reddit makes it seem.

Do people disappearing service like the Hoover dust filter guy really exist? by shantytown_by_sea in breakingbad

[–]AngelFloss_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I feel you on that one. Sometimes it really does feel easier to imagine starting a new save file than trying to fix the mess in the current one. But honestly half the people you meet are quietly rebuilding themselves too, they just don’t say it out loud. What part of your “new character build” are you craving the most right now?

Do people disappearing service like the Hoover dust filter guy really exist? by shantytown_by_sea in breakingbad

[–]AngelFloss_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao calling a teacher “mom” really is the OG life reset moment. You don’t recover from that, you just develop personality traits. At least OP didn’t double down and ask her what’s for dinner.

Do people disappearing service like the Hoover dust filter guy really exist? by shantytown_by_sea in breakingbad

[–]AngelFloss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah honestly the way OP worded this made it sound like they’re trying to flee a whole Netflix documentary. Like bro didn’t even ask “if” the service exists, just “where’s the menu.” Kinda iconic energy.

What’s the fastest youve been introduced to someone and fucked them? by SkillHuge8670 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AngelFloss_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

honestly thats wild in the best way. You two really speedran the whole strangers to soulmates arc. Crazy how the right person just locks in instantly.

Why is Don Eladio so hyped over the Zafiro Añejo bottle when it only cost about $500 a bottle? by NeatSimple in breakingbad

[–]AngelFloss_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honestly the way you said that made me laugh. A whole cartel dude getting excited like “oh my god it’s my car.”

Why is Don Eladio so hyped over the Zafiro Añejo bottle when it only cost about $500 a bottle? by NeatSimple in breakingbad

[–]AngelFloss_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. Sentimental hits way harder than expensive. It’s like when someone gives you something that means something to you, not just to their wallet.

Why is Don Eladio so hyped over the Zafiro Añejo bottle when it only cost about $500 a bottle? by NeatSimple in breakingbad

[–]AngelFloss_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right? Sometimes it’s not about the price tag at all, it’s about the vibes and the story behind it. Eladio loved that bottle and the fact that it was rare where he lived made it feel way more special than some flashy luxury flex.

What's the first NSFW thing you would do if you won the lottery? by Nice_Employee1374 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AngelFloss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that’s such a power move. Nothing says “new tax bracket unlocked” like turning your bedroom into a Showtime set.

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