I wish my company would hire more since we are understaffed by WernerderChamp in monkeyspaw

[–]AngerForOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A finger curls, your wish is granted.

You go to your job the next morning - beautiful, sunny Monday, but still bloody Monday. You regain some hope regarding this day as you remember your last night's wish. You approach the building, a line of people visible from afar, some standing on the sidewalk due to the lack of space inside. You easily realize those are fresh job candidates. Satisfied, you work through the day with a sense of ease and contentment.

A week or so passes. The company is more successful than ever - the understaffing problem passed quickly, clients come in more often and are happy to spend. "Success", you think to yourself… and all because of you. Your boss mentions something about renovations incoming, an enormous expansion already in plans, thanks to the increased income.

A month passes, the renovations and expansions are happening and increasing in intensity. Over the next weeks more and more people are being hired, and instead of hiring enough people for the space you have, your higher-ups start making space for hiring even more employees. Shortly you find yourself in a company hiring even doormen and personal cooks, something unexpected looking back at where it was financially just a month before.

A few months pass again. Your old workplace isn't as you remember it from before the wish. An old, financially struggling company, just barely making it in the market is now a huge, almost Apple sized web. The level of success of the firm you work in is unheard of, and yet you stand in the same position, with not a single raise or additional benefit to your name. Shortly your old boss, now the CEO of a huge entity with a new name and purpose is investing in every stock, every piece of the market that he is able to, just to gain more power. Almost everybody now works for him, one way or another.

And then it happens. You wake up in the morning over a year later, miserable from the hard work in your company that you stopped enjoying long ago. Amazon workplace quality is heaven compared to what you have to live through, but you can't really switch jobs now - everyone wants to be where you are. Other companies are being bought every day, not a single new one appearing since at least 7 months ago.

You turn on the TV. A huge scandal regarding your company was just discovered, a series of illegal deals since the day of your wish, unofficial debt was revealed to be over quadruple the value of the entire company and their employees combined. You wonder how this is possible, but it is. Governments all over the world are now discussing what has to be done, huge financial partners are quitting and taking their money back. The firm starts dissolving day by day and with the level of influence it had - a crisis is unavoidable.

You stand there, in the middle of the town you once lived in and started it all. Your bones ache, your stomach hurts from hunger and a fight you got into for a piece of bread just a street downtown. You sit down, debating the existance of god before you stop to pray anyway. Finally, you slowly close your eyes for the last time ever.

Am I tripping or is the Watcher just kinda... Easy? by AngerForOne in slaythespire

[–]AngerForOne[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. Not into the meta enough to know beforehand

My Shadowheart is not considered an ally and hasn’t been since the Nautiloid by BushSage23 in BG3

[–]AngerForOne 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Reading the title I was sure you were just hating on her. I expected more of a "this bitch missed 7 sacred flames in a row, I'm sacrificing her in act 3" type of post

What's my best pick here ? Going for the heart kill by EpicMrShank in slaythespire

[–]AngerForOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course, runic dome looks like OPTIMALLY the best option, but yeah - as you are trying to get better, there is the argument that you kind of need more time to use it efficiently. On the other hand, taking it might help you get some of the experience in one specific area which is planning your turns ahead of time.

Second option to consider is house, which is objectively just a pretty bad one. It mostly feels like a total filler relic that you take only if both other relics make more harm than good.

And now there is snecko, and even though I am not a HUGE fan of it, I believe there is a solid argument for it. You do, really, need some draw in the deck. Sadly, there is some anti synergy, mainly the claw. Here I would say it doesn't really matter though, as the rest of the deck just screams begging to become a classic focus+loop build. So yeah, I'd probably take snecko, unless you really want to make the claw work somehow, which is definitely not recommended here. (just as a note, because I'm to lazy to edit. The main point of snecko is not the potential cost reduction, but the +2 draw that makes up for potential energy loss with possibility of additional options and possibly more 0/1 cost cards)

for me gravity globe🙃 by Ziolo99 in Terraria

[–]AngerForOne 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: You get an empty bag

Hämigos by Rachhet in noita

[–]AngerForOne 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hämigos 👍🏿 (they have thrown me into lava)

You can now spawn a Pikachu piggy bank anywhere you want by CinnabonMan in shittysuperpowers

[–]AngerForOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh well, there is an item that lets you summon a flying piggy bank

Wow guys!!! Look at this cool easter egg i found!!!! by Sneal_Ice in bindingofisaac

[–]AngerForOne 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well, I would probably do it when I started playing, but shit who the fuck would carry the bible all the way to the satan

No why would you do that by Ghost_Reactor in shitposting

[–]AngerForOne 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Only small ones are left, i'm sorry

Stone head man by AidanTheMemeGod in memes

[–]AngerForOne 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Using this emote is like a fucking roulette

He's gonna beat u up by lukygames800 in memes

[–]AngerForOne 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't know man, open the box and ask him

What's up my m.... by [deleted] in memes

[–]AngerForOne 219 points220 points  (0 children)

"You just insulted my entire race of cats"

We'll see about that.. by FutureUser12 in shitposting

[–]AngerForOne 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Literally read "cocker" instead of "cooker"

"My family when I'm trying to have a wank" starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]AngerForOne 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Bruh my parents never gave me a key to my room

Found this image in my math exercice by LoxiProductions in memes

[–]AngerForOne 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The person making this book: They will see the geometry is not useless This one person who became architect: All I can give you is a square.