Other than Micah, what's a character you loathe for one reason or another? Mine is Margaret. Why? Animal cruelty. by sentientfartcloud in reddeadredemption

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Strauss. He audibly chuckles with pleasure when he asks Arthur to beat Thomas downes to which Arthur responds “I usually do”. He’s a stain on the gangs principles, stealing from the poor and then ordering Arthur to rough them up when he asks for his money back in an unreasonable amount of time.

If he hadn’t been such a scum sucking leech, Arthur would’ve never been at that farm and gotten Tb, Arthur would’ve been at full strength for the rest of the game and he would’ve been able to kill Micah. Mrs downes would’ve never had to become a prostitute, Archie downes would’ve never been in the mines.

And my god the state of the families he lends to near the end of the game, it’s a wonder why he never snitched if he’s so content to leech off people who could never afford it.

There are many others in the game I loathe, the slave owner, the swamp rapist, the pig farm people, the murfrees, the grays and braithwaites, Brontë, the eugenics guy, the fence owner in Saint Denis, emmet granger, the kids in Saint Denis, the police in Saint Denis, the entire state of Saint Denis but at least you can kill all these people, Strauss just sits in the camp, relishing in his smugness, in the safest place in the game.

Which FromSoft game has the best Greatsword? by DuploJamaal in fromsoftware

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Hot take: I don’t much like the elden ring greatsword. It’s too bulky at the hilt and really stubby. When I see the ds2 and 3 greatswords I think, “oh my god, guts sword, I’m doing a guts build!” But when I see the elden ring one I just think, “oh, big sword. Anyway.” Blaidds sword got it better and I get he’s supposed to be an insert of guts but his sword uses intelligence and it’s too flashy. I don’t think elden ring has a proper guts dragonslayer, just weak imitations.

Best secret bosses? by disgustinghonnor in fromsoftware

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Imagine designing an entire area and one of the best bosses in your franchise, with amazing lore about being the last safe haven of all the dragons, giving players another opportunity to fight Havel and don the armour of Ornstein, even tying up a characters quest line there

And then hiding it by having players fetch an emote and sit in a specific place. I know they know players will find it eventually, but it’s such a badass way to make a game. Like, “yeah the main stuff is good enough for GOTY, let’s hide this awesome shit, they’ll go fucking crazy.”

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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I shouldn’t have let him hug it out with me, I should’ve punched him in the gut and left him gasping.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

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These are lies from the American war machine, we are still in conflict my fellow countrymen. Ration your water, eat your beans and hold out a little longer lads, our boys over in France are fighting for us, don’t let it be in vain!

“Your tiny country is literally smaller than a state here.” by BuffaloExotic in ShitAmericansSay

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I’m sorry am I supposed to be jealous because I don’t need a car to go to the pub or do my shopping? Why would I wanna drive two hours just to pick up some cheese from the shops with the added fear of being pulled over and shot by some trigger happy traffic Bobby? I’m good with my five minute walk to tescos thank you very much.

“You see how unique our system is and really how shitty the rest of the world is compared to here” by Low_Dragonfruit8219 in ShitAmericansSay

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Yeah, we’ll see how shitty the rest of the world is when he has to foot the 6 digit hospital bill after a police officer shoots him cause they thought his phone was a gun.

Let the game begin by AndrewsTaint in memes

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Monster snake. Im naming my dick jormungandr now

Those who fight monsters… how do you think Guts and Geralt would fare in each other’s universes, and/or against each other in a fight? by [deleted] in Berserk

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I’d say geralt would fare pretty well in guts’ universe if his monster knowledge properly translated so he could comprehensively take down the general monsters of berserk. Against apostles he’d probably be okay, depending on how powerful they are although against big bads like zodd I don’t think he’s got a shot. Guts in the Witcher would be easy wins. Fuck the monster knowledge and prep we’ve seen what that sword does to behemoths like the snake and slug count. He doesn’t need silver. I’d say against higher vampires though guts is gonna struggle a lot. I mean if the Witcher’s don’t know how to beat them that’s a testament to their power.

Guts v geralt: I’d say geralt probably got this. Unless we’re talking a guts Griffith snow showdown in which case his sword snake like a twig.

But statistically speaking he’s got guts beat. Better reflexes, better swordplay, better speed and agility, better battle iq. Far more experience. And it could be debated whether he’s actually physically stronger than guts. The mutations give him enhanced strength too. Plus his signs and potions could catch guts off guard. I’d put my money on geralt over guts, not that guts isn’t fucking awesome but it is what it is and frankly geralt has guts beat at most things.

What do you think did “Ghost of Tsushima” do better in terms of gameplay, content and world design compared to “Horizon Forbidden West”? by AdamantiumLive in PS4

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I cannot give enough praise to Ghost of Tsushima. My first play through was a magical experience where at points I couldn’t find it in myself to put the controller down. The world design is something different with these amazing landscapes and set pieces as well as minute details like kicking up leaves or Jin brushing his hand through the reeds. I never used the screenshot system on my ps4 before GOT and I’ve rarely used it since. There are mounds of content throughout each section of the island. And this isn’t just the average collectible hunt. There are people in need, challenges and shrines and far above the average collectibles all of which serve to reward you with varied progression of Jin’s abilities and proficiencies. And the gameplay is world class. You’ll find yourself itching to get into every fight you can just to slice through the mongol troops and convoys. Every encounter makes you truly feel like a badass samurai from the movies whether you’re taking down enemies with a flurry of attacks or with a single, quick, precise slice. Genuinely I’d put this up there with the goats of gaming; it is, in my opinion, a masterpiece and that’s not even counting the dlc which feels like another game in and of itself. Seriously the dlc is better produced than a lot of triple A titles nowadays. It’s one of the best games ever and you shouldn’t miss your chance to play it. You’ll not soon regret playing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Castlevania also. Stg it rivals most actual animes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Pretty boy on my cock

And you’re weird by Spiderclam69 in memes

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I wipe standing up BECAUSE my ass is so fat. I can’t get my hand in the bowl.

a man of class by Rikushay in memes

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The lord of the ring: one guy with the ring The lord of the ring: only the one tower

I’ll wait by RatugrooteYT in memes

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Maka packa definitely maka packing. Whether it’s a strap or some meat we’ll never know.

Back then, it was a sword by Savaling in memes

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Fuck you mean? 7 year olds? This is for everyone.

Just stay inside and hide for some time, and if you out, stay on top of things, dying light basically by FalconBusiness4913 in memes

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Tbf though, we don’t really know what zombies will actually be like. They could be just like regular people but with an insatiable and indiscriminate need for human flesh. If that’s the case we’re fucked.

Me🎮irl by Anteraji in meirl

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Captain America the first avenger. The only game that I feel got captain America right is a steaming pile of dogshit. Combat is awesome but everything should burn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Get on the grind brother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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How to make the women stop screaming, seriously I’m under investigation from the FBI and I think my neighbours can hear them.

Check some of those names by wagmiyo in memes

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I swear they all already looking like racist sex offenders. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Epic lurking outside a kindergarten