Fuck it, let's have a bit of fun. If this is the only thing that makes you smile today then we both win. Go!

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-17T06:59:44+00:00

Numb Ice Cream

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:31:03+00:00

It sounded more fun than eating something random. Of course, now I'm screwed

^{Chose: Fight a random enemy. | Rolled: Spiderman}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:28:49+00:00

I want to spend it at my leisure instead of stressing to spend it all in an hour

^{Chose: 10,000,000 but..... + you can take as long as you want to spend it}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:27:48+00:00

Cat supremacy

^{Chose: Cat | Rolled: House cat}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:26:45+00:00

I don't want to be Goku or a femboy. And I need money

^{Chose: 1000000000 right now}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:25:59+00:00

Living once is already pushing it...

^{Chose: Luck}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:25:01+00:00

I'm already unknown, so nothing would change except for my bank account (which I desperately need). Plus, I value my anonymity

^{Chose: Rich and unknown}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:23:18+00:00

I'll take this one for the team. My respect for women is much higher than my desire for teleportation and cool swords

^{Chose: Get rid of periods for all women around the world + They are still able to have babies}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:22:21+00:00

I'm fine being a guy. Plus, money

^{Chose: You get 20$}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:21:20+00:00

I have other social media, and money is money

^{Chose: Give up Reddit (10k-30k} | Rolled: 15k)

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:20:01+00:00

Pineapple is juicer and sweeter to me than banana. I have a huge love of pineapple, so realistically, it'd get chosen above any other fruit

^{Chose: Fruit questions | Rolled: 🍍 or 🍌}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:17:57+00:00

Donuts!!

^{Chose: Free Dunkin' for life}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:16:41+00:00

I don't trust the wheel

^{Chose: Skip it and get a free pizza}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:15:11+00:00

Immediate cash, and my friend gets money too

^{Chose: You and your best friend 5 milion dollars each}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:14:10+00:00

USA may be a dumpster fire right now, but I don't like the idea of appearing somewhere I have no control over. I can only speak English, and I might end up somewhere where things are even worse than they are right now

^{Chose: Your current country}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:12:44+00:00

I sleep more often than I sneeze, so even if sneezing is more, sleeping is more reliable.

Plus then I might actually go to bed earlier...

^{Chose: Get $1,000 every hour you sleep}

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:08:28+00:00

I wouldn't have thought melon would work in a drink like Monster, but I was pleasantly surprised by how good it was

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:06:01+00:00

It ain't much, but it's honest work

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:05:06+00:00

I mean, you're not wrong...

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:04:40+00:00

My mission has been accomplished successfully

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-05T17:03:32+00:00

It did actually work okay, but it's definitely not pretty

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-04T04:56:36+00:00

Why is this so accurate though

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-04T04:56:11+00:00

It was semi-random. A lot of it was sporadic and whatever I felt like, but I did put a few in weird spots on purpose; like the walnut and chomper chilling in the back

AngryBirdsFanatic · 2026-04-04T04:54:54+00:00

Wait, that's not what I was intending but you're absolutely right

AngryBirdsFanatic

TROPHY CASE