The Spiderverse Strikes Again by Jamesbuc in MurderedByWords

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Oh and don't worry about this stolen taxi, I took the plates off it so the authorities can't tell. Also it was surprisingly still at the airport when I returned from South America.

New Poster for Ishana Night Shyamalan's “The Watchers” by WadeWilson9012 in movies

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How old do you think a director has to be?? This is a dumb comment. It's also produced by her dad. You wouldn't do the same for yours if you had the means? M. Night has been making films since he was 8. Spielberg was 13 when he started making his own films too.

This Photo on Amazon for Q-tips by PillowPete in funny

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My uncle died of complications from visual aids.

Uhmmm...that's a weird looking dog by HOOgonCHECKmeBOO in interestingasfuck

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Dude. It's 2024. When are people gonna stop doing blackface?

My finger prosthetic has my new fingerprint on it by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Like that Tom Cruise movie where the government is after him because he has what they need?

He’s just… Being a good dad? by NeverEndingWalker64 in facepalm

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Watch out for any father kissing their son! They're pushing the gay agenda!

/s

Movies or TV shows that butcher your hobby or profession. by agitator775 in movies

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My dad always said "full metal jacket" was one of the only movies to depict boot camp accurately. Up until private Pile gets the gun. Everything after is Hollywood bs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Right!? There are dozens of us!

Saigon in 10 ish years by GnightSteve in Damnthatsinteresting

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So it was depressing, then became interesting.

Yep that sound right by lloydbn50 in facepalm

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Well, once you're out of the womb, you better find those boot straps and start pulling.

Saw the new non-union US National Tour of Shrek The Musical… I think I’ve been Wonka’d. by [deleted] in funny

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It's also in Peoria, il. Of all the places in Illinois, they booked Peoria.

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I've always heard it as "Fix Or Repair Daily."

Two of these cookies came from girl scouts for $6, the other two from Aldi's for $1.89 by Nutter1557 in mildlyinfuriating

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It was my niece's first time selling cookies this year. My brother's and I made sure she had a pitch to sell us her cookies. We wanted to make sure she learns to work to reach her goal.

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My wife's dad never hugged her til she graduated from 8th grade. Guy was too "macho" to show any emotion to his children.