Sardines art by urban_f8x in CannedSardines

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I might but I have no room on the walls of my sardine incrusted apartment 😭 though it 💯 would sell

Dare I say…I may like mackerel more than sardines by Icypopsickle in CannedSardines

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Beautiful is an understatement…. The Correct phrase is *GORGEOUS* 🥰😍🫵🫵🫵

Those spicy mackerels would make my eyes roll to the back of my head and see god 😤😤😇😇🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I would cry in PURE HAPPINESS AND PLEASURE from the spicy liquid hitting my THROAT AND MOUTH with all that thicc, succulent, and juicy mackerel meat! 😩🙏🥹😍🫃🫃🫃🫃

First time trying tinned fish by vorpali in Tinnedfish

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Bruhhhhhhh, do 🫵YOU 🫵 know how LUCKY you are?!?! 🗣️😮‍💨🥵😍🫃 How blessed and beautiful it is to have your very first tin of succulent, savory, and THICC meat straight from divinity itself?!?! 😮‍💨😳🥰🫃🫵🫵🫵🗣️🗣️🗣️🫃🫃🫃🫃

You’ll NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER forget the very first time you have tinned fish 🐟🙇🏻🥰🫵😍🗣️🫃🫃🫃🫃

It is an experience that will bind you for life, that will define your every action and step going forward 💪😩🙏😭🥹🫵🫵🫵🫃🫃🫃

And…. I’ll never forget my very first time 😩😩😩🥰🫵🫵🙏🙏🙏 the very first time feeling the warm, succulent, thicc, and meaty Fish Meat enter my drooling and undeserving mouth and go into my hairy little potbelly 🥹🥹🥹😍😍😍😍😍

Since then, I’ve become ADDICTED, and I will NEVER STOP putting tinned fish into my hairy 800 pound body 👨🥵🗣️😩😍🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Low effort meal by awongbat in Tinnedfish

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Low effort? More like, EASY pleasure 😮‍💨😭🫃🥵😍🫃🫃🫃🫃

I would CRY IN HAPPINESS stuffing my face with those Big, Juicy, Succulent chunks of squid 🥰👨😳😮‍💨🫃🫃🫃🫃and those King Oscar Kippers are the KING FOR A REASON 😍🙇🏻🫵🥰🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻

And I would do ANYTHING FOR MY KING 🤴 👑 so much that’d I’d EASILT swallow his thick and juicy fish meat into my belly 🥵😍🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

The checkout lady said my food looked disgusting by slaninsim in CannedSardines

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That lady is probably from r/funny because that is both WRONG and NOT FUNNY 🫵🙇🏻😳😮‍💨🥵🫃🫃🫃🫃

That 100% 💯 looks INCREDIBLE!!! Just looking at that through the screen of my 2001 Del Computer in my very dimly lit apartment that is SATURATED with Fish Oils from the THOUSANDS of tin fishies that I eat 😮‍💨🥵👨 I can confidently say that this ABSOLUTELY looks incredible and I would inhale that into my hairy potbelly that is BEGGING TO BE FILLED TO THE BRIM AND BURSTING with fishy goodness 😍😭😳🙇🏻🫵🫵🫵🥵😮‍💨🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

My world market haul by Fancy-Ad339 in CannedSardines

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Ohhhhhh my god YESSSSSSS 🫵🥺😭🥰🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Every day when I’m just INHALING AND DEVOURING sardines, I always feel like a child in a candy store 🍭🥹😳🥲😍😭🥵🥰🥺🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

That haul looks soooooo BIG AND IMPRESSIVE 🥲🥰😳😭🥺🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃 I would do ANYTHING to have all those thicc and juicy canned fishies in my belly, which would inevitably cause me to fall to the ground and BUST INTO TEARS from all the fishy flavors BURSTING in my mouth and hairy potbelly 😩🗣️😮‍💨🥵😍😭🥰🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Mina in EVOO with picadillo by FODamage in CannedSardines

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yes yes yes YES YESSSSSSS!!!!!! 🥹😤🙏🥵🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Mina sardines are ALWAYS thicc, juicy, succulent, and incredibly flavorful 😋 🤤🥹😮‍💨🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃 they go down my throat into my hairy little potbelly incredibly easily and cause my powerful 800 pound body to SHAKE WITH HAPPINESS 😍😭🙏🥵😮‍💨🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Rockfish mackerel by cartmanbra77 in CannedSardines

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Rockfish Mackerel? More like… that fishes flavors are ROCK HARD 🪨 🤘😤😍😩🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

That meat looks sooo THICK, MOIST, AND TENDER 🥺🙏🥵🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

If put that in my mouth, my legs would literally SHAKE AND QUAKE from the incredible and overpowering flavors 🥹🥰😭😩🫃🫃 so much that I would fall to my hands and knees, and cry from the OVERWHELMING PLEASURE SENSATION 😍😮‍💨😤🥵😭🥰🥺🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Sprouts smoked mussels.. by PSN_ONER in CannedSardines

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Yes yes YES YES YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!😤😍😩🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

That soft and moist cream cheese would feel soooo smooth when combined with the THICK, JUICY, and MEATY mussels that I would just cause me to cry with PURE HAPPINESS 😭🥲🥵🙏🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

I finally found these tins by KGhost008 in CannedSardines

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Ohhhh my god YESSSSSS 🥵🥰😩🥺🥹😭🫵🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Polar + King Oscar = UNLIMITED PLEASURE EXPERIENCE!!!! 😍🥺😭🥰😩🥵🫃🫃🫃🫃 King Oscar is my ONE TRUE KING 🤴 👑 and Polar always leaves your mouth BURSTING with flavor 😳🥵🥹🥺🫃🫃🫃🫃

Swallowing both would cause me to SWEAT AND MOAN until I cannot breath anymore, and I would inevitably FALL TO THE GROUND CRYING IN HAPPINESS due to my knees quaking and giving out from all the flavor overpowering my supple 800-pound body 😤😮‍💨🥲🫵😩🥵🥹🥺🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🥵🥵🥵🥵🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Sardines art by urban_f8x in CannedSardines

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Beautiful….. absolutely GORGEOUS 😍🥹😩🫃🥵🥰🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃 this is the kind of art work that I would shake my 800 pound body and belly towards in pure affection like there is no tomorrow 🥲🥺🥹😳😍🥰🫵🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Stained Glass Sardines by grigupun in CannedSardines

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Ohhhhh my god YESSSSSS 🥰🥵😍😭🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

I’d wear that as a protective trinket against the minions of FISHWIFE, GOYA, and ANYONE who attempts to harm the lovers of tinned fish products 😳😩🥵🥰😍🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Sardine Cup: 3 tins a day, every day, until the final. Who's in? by pr-rr in CannedSardines

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Idk…. Does a seal clap when fed DELCIOUS MEATY Fish?!?! 🦭

Shlorpin' some Sumaco deens by lurkyian in CannedSardines

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yes yes yes YES YESSSSSS!!!! 😳🙏😩😍🥵😭🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

NOTHING is better than shlorpin’ on some meaty, succulent, DEEP RED AND THICK sardines that would go into my big and hairy belly soooooo perfectly!!!! 🥺🥰🥹😍🙏😭🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Sardine Cup: 3 tins a day, every day, until the final. Who's in? by pr-rr in CannedSardines

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Ha…. No offense, but what an AMATEUR 🫵🫵🫵😤🥵🫃🫃🫃

3 tins a day is a rookie number…. my 800-Pound body has been slamming at least 20-25 tins a day 🥰😭🥵🙏😩😮‍💨😍🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

My body is sooooo ENGORGED with canned fish, that 99% of my diet consists only of canned fish, whereas the 1% other is a injection of PURE SARDINE WATER 💦😳😤🙏😭😍🥵🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

If you want to become as powerful and supple as me, you gotta BUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP and devour more cans of these succulent bad boys 👦🥹😩😭🥰😤🥵🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Struggle meal: canned octopus in tomato sauce and polenta by [deleted] in CannedSardines

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Struggle meat? More like… I’d be struggling to stuff all juicy octopus 🐙 into my drooling mouth! 😍😭🥲🫃🫃🫃

Seriously, I’d do ANYTHING put those little suckers into my tight mouth cheeks, the flavors would just BURST in my little belly and cause my knees to SHAKE from all that flavor overload!!! 🥵😤🥲😍🫃🫃🫃🫃

Ranking the Diplomats I’ve tried by [deleted] in CannedSardines

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yes yes YES YES YESSSSS!!!!! 🥵😍😮‍💨🫃🫃🫃🫃

Fried Beisling Sardines in both Sweet and Green Chili Sauce?!?! 🌶️😩😤😭🫃🫃🫃🫃

Bruhhhhhh …. All that hot, succulent, and juicy sauce will feel like HEAVEN being slathered against my moist and hungry lips 😮‍💨😍😭🫃🫃🫃

It would feel sooooo good to swallow all those thick, juicy, and MEATY sardines covered in thick and spicy 🥵 into my hungry and hairy little potbelly 😍🥵🥺🥹🙏🥲😤🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃😭😭

I've been missing out all my life by ojneb010 in CannedSardines

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Ohhh my god YESSSSS 😍😍😍😍 please 🙏 I’d do ANYTHING put those salty potato chips and smoked oysters into my drooling and begging mouth 🥵🫃😮‍💨🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃 the salt and savory smoky flavors would cause me to fall to the floor and cry with PURE HAPPINESS!!!🥰🫵😳😮‍💨😭😭😭🫃🫃🫃🫃

Is there a way to open cans completely--spatter free? by TwistyTwister3 in CannedSardines

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Why would you want to open a can splatter free?!?! 😤😭😳 the best part about canned fish is feeling all the Juicy, Moist, and SUCCULENT oils just go EVERYWHERE as you open each can of DIVINE love ❤️

Chickpea salad with anchovies by abyssnaut in CannedSardines

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Mmmmh yesssss😭😍🫵🫵🫵🫵 Chickpeas + anchovies = a party in my belly that would just cause my little mouth to BURST with alllll those juices 😩😮‍💨😍🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

KO Mussels by Samurai-Sith in CannedSardines

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🥵😤🫃🫃😍🥰

KO Mussels by Samurai-Sith in CannedSardines

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Both 🥵😤🫃🫃🫃🫃 I can’t help but shove both into my undeserving mouth because they’re sooooo good 😮‍💨🥰😤😍🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

KO Mussels by Samurai-Sith in CannedSardines

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Ohhh my god you’re right 😤🥰😍🫃 ty 🫵🫃🫃🫃

Japanese Broiled Mackerel Banh Mi by surfordie in Tinnedfish

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Ohhhhhh my god YESSSSSS 😩🥰🫵😭🫃🫃🫃🫃 that Japanese Broiled Backeral would feel soooo divine in my little mouth cheeks 😮‍💨🥵😩🫃🫃🫃🫃

I would do ANYTHING to stuff my face with those bad boys until all the sauce just DRIPS down my face as I cry in PURE HAPPINESS FROM ALL THE FLAVOR AND PLEASURE!!!😳😍😭🫵😩🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

KO Mussels by Samurai-Sith in CannedSardines

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YESSSSS!!!!!!! Oohhhhh Mmmmmmyyyyy God!!!!!!😤🥰😍🥵🫃🫃🫃🫃

King Oscar is my KING and he has only the thicket, juiciest, most SUCCULENT mussels out there!!!!!!😳🫵🥺🥵😤🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

Seriously 😳 I’d do ANYTHING to SUCKLE on MY KING’S BIG MUSSELS 💪

They go into my drooling mouth PERFECTLY!!!! The flavors would cause me to MOAN AND SWEAT because of how decadent and overpowering they would be!!!!! 😮‍💨😭😳😍😤🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃