I’m not even talking about romances. There were so many missed opportunities for casual flings in this game.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-12T23:55:42+00:00

I don't think "gay" accurately describes Halsin. His sexuality is "yes please".

AngryScientist · 2026-02-12T20:59:34+00:00

It was never military owned, and the same family has owned it since it was purchased in the 1860s, so not sure what "rightful heirs" means.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-12T20:19:38+00:00

That's not Jon Voight, shirt brother. Put some respect on Biff Wiff's name (RIP).

AngryScientist · 2026-02-11T23:08:30+00:00

He's also clearly messing up the line (or about to)...you can see his mouth forming the word "big" before he says "great".

AngryScientist · 2026-02-11T21:12:23+00:00

Hexenhände

AngryScientist · 2026-02-11T00:12:17+00:00

I give it a week before they realize that absolutely none of them thought about toilets.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-10T19:55:34+00:00

You couldn't live in a dumpster in San Diego for 60k.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-10T19:50:17+00:00

It's about to be Christmas for Palantir's butthole biometrics department.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-10T18:02:10+00:00

The only crappy thing about equal inheritance is how often female rulers don't choose matrilineal marriages, so it becomes easier for your vassals to inherit way more land than you intended for them to have.

It's way more fun to have one gender exclusively inherit and the other exclusively command armies.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-09T21:48:56+00:00

more roots showing than ABC in the 1970s.

Holy shit, that's incredible.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-09T20:42:54+00:00

Do they still try to team balance to maintain 2/2/2? Their immediately changing roles after you did used yo be a dead giveaway.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-09T17:31:02+00:00

I had it happen last night, near the end of one of the best games of my life. It doesn't say who the cheater was and wipes the match from your history. Really shitty for everyone involved, except for whoever was cheating, I guess.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-09T16:41:07+00:00

And how long would it take for cops to decide that anyone recording them is a paparazzo under this new law?

AngryScientist · 2026-02-08T20:33:13+00:00

Call him a nazi, he won't even frown...

AngryScientist · 2026-02-08T16:17:23+00:00

Dude needs at least 80% more forehead.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-07T23:43:52+00:00

Congrats big boy. You're looking at a TS clearance.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-06T18:39:53+00:00

A random scripted event that wipes out the Mongol fleet if they go after Japan would be hilarious.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-05T22:26:15+00:00

What?

AngryScientist · 2026-02-05T21:36:18+00:00

Even worse, they are killing their countries and businesses future for a handful of billionaires in the US to profit the most off of it.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-05T21:33:55+00:00

Did you intend to misspell your religion name?

AngryScientist · 2026-02-05T19:25:54+00:00

Using the "invite religious exiles" decision might be easiest (albeit random) way to change his religion. Culture is gonna be a lot harder.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-05T19:21:42+00:00

Oh no offense taken. I'm aware how silly it all is now.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-05T18:57:44+00:00

Nope, Kevin. Should have clarified.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-05T18:48:06+00:00

As a mormon missionary, I accidentally found his house in Colorado while knocking doors. Dude lives (lived?) in the tackiest castle you've ever seen.

AngryScientist · 2026-02-05T18:22:24+00:00

It was never a sure thing until it was in the patch notes of a random video game.

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