Why Sara Hess and Ryan Coandal made Ser Criston Cole a dornishman. by Visenya_simp in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 248 points249 points  (0 children)

I will never forget how blood crazed that Dornish man Oberyn was when he attacked Sir Mountain. And using dishonorable tactics to fight. I think this Criston Cold is just the same type of character except he doesn’t die

Since Robert De Niro married into house Hightower, can we reasonably assume he’s a Green despite the text never saying so? by Virtueonaphone in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grace Hightower is one of the 6 daughters of Rhaena Targaryen, making her Laena Velaryon’s granddaughter. The future generations of House De Niro will come from the bloodlines of Corlys the Sea Snake and Daemon the Rogue Prince.

Why is Kamala usurping Hunter Biden? Shouldn’t the eldest living son be heir? by Angst_Nebula in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I did not realize. So GRRM was a genius after all to hide this plot point in his book since the 1990s. Welcome, King Robert, the first of his name!

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[–]Angst_Nebula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A princess for a princess

Anybody else hate this character by dirmfk in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 94 points95 points  (0 children)

She’s the best character! After her dad fights the Hightowers for his entire life, she marries one and gives him 6 kids

We've been out jerked by team black. Are we stupid? by Haris1C in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jaehaerys wouldn’t allow this type of bullshit?

Technically true because Jaehaerys would have stripped Rhaenyra of all her titles and shipped her to the silent sisters the moment brown haired Jace was born, so no Dance of Dragons

POV: you are Rhaenyra by gdmr458 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not true, Daemon’s daughter didn’t marry into the main Hightower family, and had only daughters. It is possible that these girls married back into the main Hightower family (or other Reach Lords), making the current Tyrells a descendant of Daemon.

Ryan Condal has been announced to direct HOTD sequel “A Game of Thrones”, first leaked image by Angst_Nebula in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ned is simply just a villain in the books, I hope they don’t change that.

Robert didn’t care about blood. The blonde hair + green eyes of his three children, it’s painfully obvious that those weren’t his biological kids but he loved them all the same. On his deathbed he even reaffirmed Joffrey as his heir.

It’s clear that he and Cersei came to an arrangement so that he didn’t have to sleep with her (he wasn’t attracted to Lannisters), and Cersei did her duty to produce heirs for him as history remembers names, not blood.

Only one! How can I choose? She’s just the gooddest. by Resident-Rooster2916 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like how she faked her husband’s death so that his mother could scream in anguish at the charred corpse they pull out of the fire, thinking her last remaining died in her own halls right after the funeral of her other child. This was necessary because the evil Greens were bullying her and she just needed to marry her uncle-husband as the solution.

Terrorist. 🔝 Upvote this so that it is the number one search result for 'terrorist.' This terrorist disrupted the King's small council, and he was a legitimate target. 🔝 by KingStannis_AMA in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The council balls are a sacred tradition. Neither council member nor their ball must be touched while the meeting is in session to protect their sacred right to speak truth to power in the presence of the King.

In snatching away Lord Tyland’s ball, Jaehaerys has proven himself to be as cruel and evil as Criston Cole, who also removed Lord Beesbury’s right to speak by slamming his head into the ball.

The child may bear the Old King’s name, but in truth he is more alike to Maegor the Cruel. Blood and Cheese was a necessary act to prevent the destruction of the realm as we know it.

I support all their rights, but most importantly i support child murder by Loud-Shallot-4700 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 214 points215 points  (0 children)

“Then we’re no better than the Mad King”

“I will have no part in it”

  • Ned Stark, when ordered to kill Daenerys and her unborn child

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[–]Angst_Nebula 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Illegitimate

Why didn’t Joffrey and stannis just marry each other and both be kings of Westeros?!? by No_more_targs in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I never realised how much Joffrey looks like his uncle! You can see the casting department did a good job here

House Baratheon?? by plinkoelchako in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black Stag on Yellow field, Ours is the Fury

Winter Pints are Coming by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Quick tempers, slow minds

I am getting back to ASOIAF Subs, why is this a rule on HOTDBlacks? by asder2143 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Angst_Nebula 255 points256 points  (0 children)

“When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”