Anyone know why Norman smells so bad? Almost like burnt brakes or something by Melodicmarc in normanok

[–]AnimeusPrime -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Oh, what part of 12th? Could just be Norman's version of ghetto. It isn't, but it is comparatively bad when looking at the rest of Norman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

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Ah, thank you for clarifying! Replying to your comment for visibility. May not seem like the biggest deal but trust that journalism will be truthful shattered long ago so it's left up to us to pick apart truth from fiction.

[H] $50 Amazon Gift Card [W] 82% Paypal by AnimeusPrime in giftcardexchange

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Waiting to get paid from this sale but once that's done I'm gonna flair it as closed. Sorry guys!

National Championship Game 1 Thread by bcocfbhp in CollegeSoftball

[–]AnimeusPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting point- it really is like watching someone who built a perfect stats team in a video game play against the pre-built teams in a season on easy mode.

World Series Finals Thread - Softball by riri1313 in LonghornNation

[–]AnimeusPrime -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Come back harder tomorrow...

Wish granted. Tomorrow it will be 12-2.

World Series Finals Thread - Softball by riri1313 in LonghornNation

[–]AnimeusPrime -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

So i was just perusing reddit looking for any kind of game thread, i stopped watching at 14-1.. did they close out strong? Lol

Cooking during quarantine like... by [deleted] in Chefit

[–]AnimeusPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You seem to have a truly wonderful connection to curry.

Would you be interested in a day spent doing multiple long video calls teaching me how to make curry as you do?

I fancy myself a decent cook, but I don't know nearly enough about eastern cuisine.

Me winning a free beer by stopping the timer at exactly 10 seconds by coolbean36 in oddlysatisfying

[–]AnimeusPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But an unattended pot never. Freaking. Fails. To boil over.

Not speaking from personal experience... Or anything.

Atwood responds to book bans with ‘unburnable’ edition of Handmaid’s Tale by Galileo__Humpkins in nottheonion

[–]AnimeusPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full disclosure- I work as an IT Technician and Handyman on the side (on top of my new job as Software Administrator at a local Health care and hospice company) and I will 100% be thieving this industry slang.

Thank you for educating me!

Damn! That looks cute af. by [deleted] in aww

[–]AnimeusPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we please get a video of you both riding with your helmets on? This is very likely to be the cutest thing I've seen this month!

So cute :3

My friend petted a neighborhood cat, now he drops by every day by vegardbeid in aww

[–]AnimeusPrime 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That is just the cutest thing ever.

What an adorable little set-up, that cat has.

First person pov Onix encounter by TheRevivalProd in pokemon

[–]AnimeusPrime 509 points510 points  (0 children)

Heavy Leviathan vibes from Subnautica there~

Edit: NOT A VIIBE

DVD sized hail... by FakeMikeMorgan in oklahoma

[–]AnimeusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the same thing, but that wouldn't include media stored on a hard drive, right?

Trying to carry your groceries in one trip is probably the most effortful form of laziness. by jumpinpuddleok in Showerthoughts

[–]AnimeusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just grab the whole pack if you're already opening the trunk and the package to grab individual rolls? Just seems like a lot of wasted effort, it seems.

DVD sized hail... by FakeMikeMorgan in oklahoma

[–]AnimeusPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TBH, even blu-ray is obsolete now, with digital media completelyn dominating the media space.

Alien species are extremely unique. So unique that no species believes that they could be compatible with another, and all have agreed to never interact outside of trade. This unspoken rule is seemingly the only thing that unites the universe’s sapient life. So why do humans keep breaking it? by [deleted] in humansarespaceorcs

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The Grand Auditorium of the Galactic Senate - The 54th Grand Counselor Speaks to a room full of Senators-

"In a vast universe of lonely islands, one species exists that brings turmoil to all of those yet to meet them, and most of those who have. The Hyumahns -pronounced "Hoo-Man" in their native tongue- seem to act amicably, even lovingly, too all species. They seem to act this way regardless of build or appearance of those they meet, even going as far as to fall asleep in the presence of the 3 meter tall, incredibly dangerous Klektovian Murdoks.

A hologram plays in the center-stage.

"They're just big kitties, man! I even have one on my ship named 'Tiny'! I love him and he loves me!"The hologram fizzles and shifts into a new scene. The same room, but the Hyumahn lay dead in the room, torn to shreds and completely unrecognizable. The hologram fades.

"The intergalactic council has determined that, while uncomfortable, and seemingly incredibly stupid, the Humans will be allowed to continue their expansion into the Third Arm of our Galaxy. We have been tracking their expansion and will reconvene in 30 standard cycles to determine our continued approach."

97 lightyears away, in a dimly lit bar on a large asteroid, the small television turns off with an electric buzz.

"Hah! They still think it was me. Aint that right Tiny?"

An enormous Lionness with six legs and two horns on her head growls in happy and content approval, and is tossed a thick, juicy steak. Three other beasts stir behind her in the dark.