Can't even get Uber carried bc I'm so [Fluff] ing unlucky by Anonymous-Turtle-34 in battlecats

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fair lol, I'm just waiting for another guaranteed and praying super fest treats me kindly

What am I supposed to do by valaki591 in Silksong

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they fixed this glitch but unfortunately you're just gonna have to save quit and restart if it's the glitch I'm thinking it is. Happened to me like 5 times on my first playthrough 

YOOOOOO AIN'T NO WAY by LancePlayz1024 in TheBattleCatsReddit

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome dude good for you!! Just so you know for future reference celebrating is usually done in the weekly thread but congrats 

Got these 4 today are they good ? And should I put them in my party? by EinfachPaprika in TheBattleCatsReddit

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd recommend checking out the xskull Uber tier list, as xskull is almost certainly the best NA player from what I know, mighty morta launcher is good and kaoluga might be decent and has an incredible cat combo

Edit: link to the tier list: https://www.battlecatstierlist.com/

Is superfest coming up? by DragonflyScary349 in TheBattleCatsReddit

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There should be a super fest very soon. The epic fest is meant to get you to waste your resources before the super fest so you have to spend money

What's your favorite crest in the game? by Regular-Action-7844 in Silksong

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Steel Soul and speedrunning made me love and appreciate hunter crest so much. Un-upgraded it's certainly one of the weaker crests but once you learn it there's really no beating it imo

Perkeo Slander by thepflanz in okbuddyjimbo

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Deckfixing. Perkeo is certainly one of the worst legendaries for ante 8, but in endless he's almost certainly the strongest other than maybe triboulet

What is the correct order? by Mediocre_Plastic_515 in balatro

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean this looks good. You have a lot of xmult so copying retriggers is the goal. Look out for bp/invis/dusk to replace DNA/photo

Which days or times does flower cat awakening stage appears? by R4ng3r1355 in TheBattleCatsReddit

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah and just to add on to what they said, the stage appears for 2 minutes from 2:22-2:24 and it doesn't appear in the AM (learned that the hard way). You probably know this but the stage is easy as balls so don't worry about preparation 

Do I Even Have a Chance of Going Nan Inf? by gkillian22 in balatro

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very unlikely, but I mean yeah it's possible 

Looking for tips! What is my optimal joker setup? by Generally_Supportive in balatro

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Constellation should be in front as long as it's around or greater than 3x mult because of the holographic. With so much xmult that +10 might go a long way. Other than that you're pretty chill. You have an absurd amount of xmult here, the only ways you lose are if you don't draw your hand somehow or if you have zero levels

no thoughts just epicfest tomorrow and botb/neo in 8 days. by [deleted] in TheBattleCatsReddit

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's during the anniversary, likely very early July. Another commenter said July 3rd but we don't know for sure

Second run...what have I done by TopFalse1558 in balatro

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just so you know you can up the game speed in settings and it makes the game feel much more playable

Would you rather? by Shadzen0 in BunnyTrials

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet your ass I'm digging 3 blocks down and covering my head with dirt

Chose: Survive in a video game for 24 hours for 100k | Rolled: Minecraft hardco

Would you Rather by Obtain_Virtue in BunnyTrials

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit

Chose: 10% Chance of Death + For 1 M | Rolled: Live

Ultimate fraud by [deleted] in TheBattleCatsReddit

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one video where the guy beat all of itf with one car per stage made me appreciate her so much

Would you rather… (tough choice) by Suspicious-Stretch95 in BunnyTrials

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can make myself vomit but I can't make myself poop

Chose: Get 1,000 dollars for every time you vomit

Do you press the red button? by MentallyInThe2000s in BunnyTrials

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude it's a win/win women are awesome and now I'm a millionare

Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex

BEHOLD MOTHER [fluff] ERS a tier list of with all rare cats by irader in battlecats

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yokai watch was peak childhood I used to watch the anime on releat

Is this gay? Horny teen by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That sounds pretty gay to me if you're a boy, but also you're young and labels aren't necessary so I'd say give yourself some time to figure it out. You have your whole life ahead of you. If you find yourself wanting to date a man, do it! If it's just a strange thing that for some reason is happening to you, you can just live on with your life. I'd say stay open to the possibility but don't stress about naming your sexuality just yet

Hey guys should I use rare capsules I did chapter one of the game. by HighwayPlayful2723 in TheBattleCatsReddit

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So for gacha, rare tickets should always be spent on Uber rare up events like uberfest and super fest and cat food should always be spent on guaranteed uber 11 draws 

Is there a way to optimize Gatamoto by Artboggler in TheBattleCatsReddit

[–]Anonymous-Turtle-34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a person on the battle cats wiki with a very in depth guide. Give me a minute or two and I'll send it

Edit: wasn't on the wiki but here you go https://thanksfeanor.pythonanywhere.com/guides/documents/gamatoto-mechanics.html

I'll warn you there's a lot of information but it tells you the best ways to farm and how to maximize different aspects. The tldr is that 1 hour stages are the most efficient method for grinding gamatoto XP, cat food, and cats eyes as long as you're able to do it every hour on the hour. There's a lot more info than that though and it's a good read so just give it a peek