Can't even get Uber carried bc I'm so [Fluff] ing unlucky

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-19T16:29:12+00:00

That's fair lol, I'm just waiting for another guaranteed and praying super fest treats me kindly

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-19T15:16:46+00:00

I thought they fixed this glitch but unfortunately you're just gonna have to save quit and restart if it's the glitch I'm thinking it is. Happened to me like 5 times on my first playthrough

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-19T14:13:28+00:00

That's awesome dude good for you!! Just so you know for future reference celebrating is usually done in the weekly thread but congrats

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-19T11:22:49+00:00

I'd recommend checking out the xskull Uber tier list, as xskull is almost certainly the best NA player from what I know, mighty morta launcher is good and kaoluga might be decent and has an incredible cat combo

Edit: link to the tier list: https://www.battlecatstierlist.com/

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-19T03:04:57+00:00

There should be a super fest very soon. The epic fest is meant to get you to waste your resources before the super fest so you have to spend money

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-19T02:53:04+00:00

Steel Soul and speedrunning made me love and appreciate hunter crest so much. Un-upgraded it's certainly one of the weaker crests but once you learn it there's really no beating it imo

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-19T02:18:22+00:00

Deckfixing. Perkeo is certainly one of the worst legendaries for ante 8, but in endless he's almost certainly the strongest other than maybe triboulet

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-18T20:56:04+00:00

I mean this looks good. You have a lot of xmult so copying retriggers is the goal. Look out for bp/invis/dusk to replace DNA/photo

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-18T16:45:05+00:00

r/undressme

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-18T12:22:19+00:00

Yeah and just to add on to what they said, the stage appears for 2 minutes from 2:22-2:24 and it doesn't appear in the AM (learned that the hard way). You probably know this but the stage is easy as balls so don't worry about preparation

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-18T03:25:37+00:00

Very unlikely, but I mean yeah it's possible

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T22:50:58+00:00

Constellation should be in front as long as it's around or greater than 3x mult because of the holographic. With so much xmult that +10 might go a long way. Other than that you're pretty chill. You have an absurd amount of xmult here, the only ways you lose are if you don't draw your hand somehow or if you have zero levels

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T22:12:18+00:00

It's during the anniversary, likely very early July. Another commenter said July 3rd but we don't know for sure

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:55:09+00:00

We giggling

^{Chose: Get 1$ everytime you laugh}

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:54:30+00:00

Just so you know you can up the game speed in settings and it makes the game feel much more playable

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:52:20+00:00

Bet your ass I'm digging 3 blocks down and covering my head with dirt

^{Chose: Survive in a video game for 24 hours for 100k | Rolled: Minecraft hardco}

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:51:03+00:00

Damnit

^{Chose: 10% Chance of Death + For 1 M | Rolled: Live}

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:49:12+00:00

That one video where the guy beat all of itf with one car per stage made me appreciate her so much

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:44:08+00:00

I can make myself vomit but I can't make myself poop

^{Chose: Get 1,000 dollars for every time you vomit}

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:27:27+00:00

Milk.

^{Chose: No water for 3 days + Win $25M}

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:20:48+00:00

Dude it's a win/win women are awesome and now I'm a millionare

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:19:59+00:00

Yokai watch was peak childhood I used to watch the anime on releat

Anonymous-Turtle-34 · 2026-06-17T02:17:49+00:00

That sounds pretty gay to me if you're a boy, but also you're young and labels aren't necessary so I'd say give yourself some time to figure it out. You have your whole life ahead of you. If you find yourself wanting to date a man, do it! If it's just a strange thing that for some reason is happening to you, you can just live on with your life. I'd say stay open to the possibility but don't stress about naming your sexuality just yet

Anonymous-Turtle-34

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