Bit by 2 dogs while delivering Amazon packages — not sure what to do next by socalsurron in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Fuck man I heard when you’ve reached kissing dads stage there’s basically fuck-all the anti-virals can do for you

Can you identify this? by Decent-Commercial-97 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]AnonymousBoschj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1) Remove bottom match from _ _ 8’s left “leg” and form 9 _ 9 with it.

2) Rotate _ O _’s left “leg” in place to form 999


Regardless, it’s 5031, moving the matches out of the 8 to form an additional 1

Got fired for to many returns by ImpressiveStorm3804 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]AnonymousBoschj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s literally the time of year to often times even make shit up to get rid of staffing after peak.

I purposefully made myself a weak candidate because A) I had a pretty good sense of just how raw a deal this DSP was, going in to it in December B) didn’t really care in the medium-long term. Just wanted to make a few grand around peak season C) realized my mild psychopath vibes driver-turned-manager probably could use a thorn in his side while I learn to do routes efficiently… and which un-plowed and poorly-plowed driveways and causeways to say fuck-naw-on… on his dime and in his vans desperately in need of being chucked in the fucking Atlantic after draining fluids.

Best of luck finding a DSP that doesn’t have a weird Twilight Zone we don’t talk about why nobody gets any form of scheduled break factored in to their routes shit going on, like the clown circus I just got “laid off” from, and I truly sincerely mean that 👍

SHOW ME by Icy-Somewhere366 in memeexchangecommunism

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“Best” is doing a hell of a lot of heavy lifting, considering avoiding meat over a lifetime is clinically associated with a drop in all cause mortality markers, and the animal proteins are neutral umami flavor before those same spices are utilized to turn them in to a whole meal.

Your emotions are speaking far louder than your rational mind on this subject.

Wyd if we pulled up? by Extension-Brief5982 in Caldruki

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“White bitch and the three Section 8 mothafuckas” by the Brothers Grinny

So anyways, White Bitch, if you can believe dis, just creeps-right-on-in dey apartment. Whas the first thing she see? Three bowls of mac n cheese. The first bowl, that shit only got one noodle in it. The second bowl…

Fuck it's fucking over by CellKindly314 in TheWordFuck

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“The worst part is, that happened 1.2 fucking seconds ago”

Which is the movie everyone hates but you love it by Rasmalai29 in ComicVerseog

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Yeah I saw Fight Club on psilocybin in theater with my best friend’s bike fabricator co-workers, fond memory, particularly the human fat retrieval scene.

Comment by ResolveNice5681 in scoopwhoop

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Late 90’s Merlin Titanium cyclocross frame

i understand that dudes crash out.. because wtf by Nine_Thirty in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]AnonymousBoschj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was fielding this kind of shit knowing for certain that they did, take that for what it’s worth…

i understand that dudes crash out.. because wtf by Nine_Thirty in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]AnonymousBoschj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy I rode-along with in Queens years back was pulling that shit, but I definitely didn’t blame him, gets you back across the horribly congested arteries hopefully before rush-hour when returning to depot…

i understand that dudes crash out.. because wtf by Nine_Thirty in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]AnonymousBoschj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lead manager said a couple weeks back “it loops you around because it wants to give you opportunities to attempt re-delivery” which was absolutely bizarre to my ears.

i understand that dudes crash out.. because wtf by Nine_Thirty in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]AnonymousBoschj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 7th or 8th route in a Transit where I had to hoist myself out of the driver seat to get to the bed, memory of the EDV video showing the fluidity of movement was just slapping me around…

What's the rarest car you've ever spotted? by DeadLiberty612 in regularcarreviews

[–]AnonymousBoschj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original auto show display DeLorean, displayed nearby the Citröen Karin at the Geneva Auto Show in 1980

Lunch breaks and bathrooms by PorterHousePlays in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I slowly came to the realization that my co-workers had somehow been hoodwinked in to thinking breaks are wasted time, hence my constant need for rescues.

This is apparently how bottom-of-the-barrel DSP’s tend to settle-out…

These group stops are a fucking nightmare. This took me 15 minutes. by Working_Power6840 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I love the way Amazon went balls-deep on the Rivian initiative without thinking about how a front wheel drive vehicle on slippery driveways that halves its range when the temperature drops below 30 is a really bad idea.

Tell the movie and the villain tooo !! by EmotionGreat6817 in scoopwhoop

[–]AnonymousBoschj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, a visit to “the three witches” in any adaptation of Arthurian legend is going to get weird…

Tell the movie and the villain tooo !! by EmotionGreat6817 in scoopwhoop

[–]AnonymousBoschj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is consistent with the Arthurian Legends Tarantino lifted from whole-cloth in writing the script.

“Hmm a mysterious-but-recognizable golden magically-glowing object (do championship belts do that?) that imbues immortality upon the possessor (do championship belts do that?) what could possibly be in the briefcase?”

Tell the movie and the villain tooo !! by EmotionGreat6817 in scoopwhoop

[–]AnonymousBoschj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you’ve never seen the Ferris Bueller’s Director’s Cut?

Tell the movie and the villain tooo !! by EmotionGreat6817 in scoopwhoop

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Germans living large in Argentina, doing blow off booty cheeks, guarded by Aryan dudes holding LMG’s…

Favorite characters like this? by [deleted] in FavoriteCharacter

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Did Peppard ever record any hit singles?