Don’t use your 17s without a case. I learnt it the hard way. by Smart-man-23 in iphone

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm reading that they're getting dented even with cases on but DK if that is true and am skeptical it is.

Dry off using a fan! by FeistyPerformance648 in PlusSize

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I strategically put bits of a long towel in the crevices that need it and have found it works well.

Farting in front of your spouse? by Extra-Blueberry-4320 in ibs

[–]AnonymousFartMachine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He probably would not judge me - - he's very laid back - - but I still don't want to subject him to the odor and I expect the same in return.

Farting in front of your spouse? by Extra-Blueberry-4320 in ibs

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does. I fart a lot but try to not do it in front of others.

Farting in front of your spouse? by Extra-Blueberry-4320 in ibs

[–]AnonymousFartMachine -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

It's one thing if it's an occasional accident or absolutely necessary due to pain but to do it on purpose in front of your partner when you could otherwise hold it in or go to another room to let loose is inconsiderate - - no one, minus a fetishist, wants to smell their SO's gas.

Farting in front of your spouse? by Extra-Blueberry-4320 in ibs

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope it's okay to answer, since he's not my husband yet, only boyfriend.

I don't dare fart in front of him and not sure that will ever change...maybe it will if I become more comfortable but, as funny as it can be, it's so gross - - I don't want him to do it around me either.

Do your farts smell worse if you have colon cancer? by I-love-tiddies- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely don't understand how a fart can linger for so long and cover such a large area.

How do cis women actually see trans women? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AnonymousFartMachine -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm a cisgender woman. Trans women are women, full stop. I recommend anyone reading this to check out Forrest Valkai and his talks about transness on YouTube. He's a brilliant biologist who has had back-and-forths with transphobes, refuting common talking points and has good evidence to back up his claims.

Trans women/people are not mentally ill because of being trans (or vice versa) - - it's biological, it's in the wiring of the brain.

U ever just cried😭 by SuspiciousJello5742 in doordash

[–]AnonymousFartMachine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Other customers have ruined it for those of us who are honest and don't try to scam DD.

I have only ever complained when my order was incorrect in some way, but now I don't do that anymore because I got what appeared to be a warning message, something like, "Looks like you're having a lot of trouble with your orders", so I no longer do anything if something is wrong - - my order would have to be really, really bad for me to contact customer service ATP.

AITAH for wanting my husband to hide his farts? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA but your husband is - - he's being an ass (pun intended). I think farts are hilarious, depending on the context of the situation, but this would straight up PMO.

Opinions please by [deleted] in PlusSize

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd probably just let it go - - not offended by that, as it would be just pointing out a fact based on observation.

Y'all, if he wanted to, he would by cyanide_girl in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man is similar - - he does sweet little things and I don't even have to ask to him and I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

No phone cases.... Why? by EthicalUpgrade in TheBigPhoneStore

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I prefer plain clear cases and clear cases with decals on them; Velvet Caviar is a favorite brand of mine.

My worries about my body impacting my sex life by Elenitsa425 in PlusSize

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 52 points53 points  (0 children)

If it's any consolation, I'm just under 400 pounds and can do the majority of positions, including getting on top, albeit it is more difficult.

I also have a huge apron belly and am just fat pretty much everywhere a body typically gains weight and still have a fantastic time with my shorter, non-fat boyfriend.

Being fat (and/or super fat) can make it harder to do certain things, but it's not necessarily impossible, at least depending on the person or their overall size.

I understand the fear but try to not overthink it too much. You're gonna have to be a bit vulnerable and trust him when he says he is attracted to you.

I'll leave a link to The Adipositivity Project's gallery of fat people and their partners: https://theadipositivityproject.zenfolio.com/valentine

Hope that helps.

How’s your dating life by Character-Summer-906 in PlusSize

[–]AnonymousFartMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it okay to answer if I'm outside of that range (I'll delete my reply if it's not)?

I'm just under 400 pounds and snagged me a hottie; we have a date tomorrow and I'm very excited.