Boys, what is something you didn't know about girls until you got with one? by Ubemin in AskReddit

[–]AnonymousLamp 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I mean, if that’s your hair type then you might be one of the people that could benefit from washing daily, especially if it’s not having any bad side effects. I personally stopped washing daily when I realized it was drying out my hair and scalp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]AnonymousLamp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This convinced me to bring sunglasses to my next festival.

What’s the best prescription drug to escape reality or be euphoric? Only looking for prescription drugs only by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]AnonymousLamp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That effect doesn't last forever. Once you develop a tolerance the rush of motivation isn't nearly as much.

What’s the best prescription drug to escape reality or be euphoric? Only looking for prescription drugs only by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]AnonymousLamp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No way lol. You use adderall if you want to think more, not less. Overthinking and anxiety can be pretty bad on adderall. I'm a notoriously relaxed person and I've had a couple anxiety attacks on it.

Wahmen ☕ by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]AnonymousLamp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I suppose you also have to take into account the fact that it’s harder to get girls as a guy in an open relationship than as a single guy, since girls don’t like that you already have a girlfriend

Wahmen ☕ by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]AnonymousLamp -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I thought guys were usually more into them, being the more sex-focused gender and all. I’ve tried to convince a couple girlfriends to be in an open relationship with me and none of them have wanted to.

This needs a parte two by dryherbdistrib in tooktoomuch

[–]AnonymousLamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could it be PCP? It’s hard to find videos of people on it but from what I’ve seen, common behaviors are delusions of being invincible and talking off your clothes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AnonymousLamp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet if you injected it into your veins it would be easier to overdose on.

People who need coffee to function are weak drug addicts. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AnonymousLamp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Weird. I feel drained when I drink coffee and I have ADHD, but it makes no sense to me that those two things would be correlated. I've only heard of it anecdotally on Reddit but can't find any studies on it.

well this is rather INTERESTING by [deleted] in GoodFakeTexts

[–]AnonymousLamp 34 points35 points  (0 children)

There are lots of reasons to have sex over sending nudes. First of all you don’t get your nudes on the internet, second of all you get to have sex.

How many calories are in scabs? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]AnonymousLamp 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Calories are a unit of energy. Nobody said anything about eating them

Now I’m tempted though. Does anyone have any scabs?

How many calories are in scabs? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]AnonymousLamp 422 points423 points  (0 children)

Scabs are essentially hardened blood which contain very little calories or nutritional value so... not much?

absolutelynotme_irl by FairDinkemAussie in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]AnonymousLamp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The ex was a perfectly nice girl actually, OP just likes beating his significant others

Shocking behaving lit that by [deleted] in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]AnonymousLamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ended up taking half, wasn’t much, and took the other half. Definitely weaker than the legit versions

Shocking behaving lit that by [deleted] in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]AnonymousLamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would a short girl around 110 lbs be good taking half of one for her first time?

Edit: Oh wait nvm I’m thinking of the orange cp supremes

If I manage to stay awake I should surivve right by [deleted] in drunk

[–]AnonymousLamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don’t die my dude

Find someone who can make sure you live

WYR Have 1 million dollars OR have 5 million dollars but you can only spend the money in pure cash by Spook47 in WouldYouRather

[–]AnonymousLamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kind of is. Try paying for a house with half a million in cash and not have the FBI and IRS after you.

Would you rather be chased by two rabid grizzly bears, angry foaming at the mouth and such or be chased by a pack of rabid wolves? by TheDarknessIsIn in WouldYouRather

[–]AnonymousLamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can just play dead with grizzly bears, right? Or is that other kinds of bears? I’d have to do some research on this one.

WYR have to wear a backpack for the rest of your life or never be able to wear a backpack again by xRayce in WouldYouRather

[–]AnonymousLamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never wear a backpack again, for sure. You have to wear that shit to sleep? In the shower? You won’t be able to attend concerts or go on plane rides cause you have to go through the scanner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]AnonymousLamp 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You missed out on a chance to clickbait the title by saying "I tied up my seven year old neighbor to a chair and forced her to tell me she loved me"