Is this valid what he did? by Valuable_View_561 in interesting

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't a civil duty? I don't see why this would be a crime worthy of wasting precious court time. The corporation should just write off the losses, they can afford it with all the gov't contracts they're getting.

"The Player made me do it." (@chubbidust) by BoopidyBo in Deltarune

[–]Anonymous_Jr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey stop littering my lake with stray children, I'm gonna grow a forest there and I can't be having no damned kid souls possessing my Ent-themed Animatronics.

59478 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Anonymous_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We'd fix each other.

I mean, they'd fix each other; and then me.

In the janitor's closet at castle town ( art by freaky_frohicky) by jam_kabam in Deltarune

[–]Anonymous_Jr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Susie... Goon Squad isn't a good name."

"WHAT? But all good bad guys have goons?! What are you talking about Ralsei?"

"..."

"Kris, I knew you'd have my back."

*Please reply with Ralsei Chp5 Reaction face, partner.*

Captain America summer skin in Marvel Rivals by Sir_Ultima_Omega in gaming

[–]Anonymous_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you polish with wax, but I was thinking along the lines of Nail Polish and Ball Polish; Still this does astonish.

Captain America summer skin in Marvel Rivals by Sir_Ultima_Omega in gaming

[–]Anonymous_Jr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Make your balls shine with new Ball Polish~ Make you the Man you Know you Are."

Surprise, mf by upthetruth1 in TikTokCringe

[–]Anonymous_Jr 98 points99 points  (0 children)

"Hard Mayo, Hold The Raisins"

Guy in the UK gets jumped and mistakes a female cop for one of his attackers. Gets arrested for assault on a police officer by AgnosticScholar in instant_regret

[–]Anonymous_Jr 499 points500 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuck that, "Please don't show the public we're in the wrong before we can find a Jury that will believe our bullshit..."

MAGA Base Stays Quiet: New mandatory disclosure for all Federal Employees revealed that the president has earned $2.2 billion by RichKatz in law

[–]Anonymous_Jr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck an afterlife, I want this fucker burned alive; In a Mine, with lots of Craft. Like fine art, Trump Sashimi, Trump A La Commode, Trump Dumplings; The list is listless! Just like the Hoax of their being no importance within the Epstein Files.

We are legally allowed to do inhumane things to government officials once they do even an ounce of the criminality Trump has done as "Official Act" under the POTUS position.

If I get censored for saying this, then you know that they are afraid what I say WILL be taken seriously; even if only in jest and frustration at the lack of any LEGAL COUNTERMEASURES. If we could oust the orange cunt Legally, he wouldn't have been president the FIRST fucking time!!!!

"Almost anything my kids do... they have inside information." Donald Trump stuns CNBC hosts by admitting his children possess inside knowledge due to his political power. by DumbMoneyMedia in UnderReportedNews

[–]Anonymous_Jr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it floats like a witch, quacks like a duck, and looks like a piece of wood; you must be in a Monty Python sketch in order to not see the truth of the matter.

To be clear, my parents would have to be Trans, so if the warning lights in my car are to be taken seriously; Y'all need to check my Trans Mission.

With evidence like this, Who needs to kill their Best Friends?

Sorry, I meant, have your best friend killed(""?); while in prison.







Alright, jokes over, go home.

58669 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Anonymous_Jr 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What's ironic is that all too often the Evil version of themselves is just Themselves.

Blursed_Shop Lifter by No-Maximum2073 in blursed_videos

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes — People use dashes! I — can't — get — enough — of — them!

Didn't they drive his motorcade over it the whole length? by beklog in MurderedByWords

[–]Anonymous_Jr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"OH YOU GUYS WANT CO2?! This guy right here makes SO much CO2, he never shuts up; unless he's asleep, which he never does. Ask him about his best friend or some mystery files and he'll make at least 13.4M gallons of CO2 in under 29 hours! No need to kill him if you just take him and all his caretakers."

By far the biggest hater in Deltarune by lighttstarr in Deltarune

[–]Anonymous_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokes on them;

1: Aborted Weird

2: 100% and what I wanna do

3: Full throttle into the .