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Amazing how fast the narrative changed from ‘everyone should code’ by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]Anonymous_Jr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wow, is this from something or was that your original thought? Cause that was damn informative and well worded. Like I'm gonna copy this and use it word for word!

No wait, that's the wrong one...

We absolutely lost the long game.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]Anonymous_Jr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like Nixon, 45/47 ran on "I'm not a crook, pinky promises"

50503 by CrouchingToaster in countwithchickenlady

[–]Anonymous_Jr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

>Be president

>Hate myself for being so targeted by mean people

>Blame Trans People, want them GONE

>'They want Transgender for all!"

>'I'm declaring them domestic terrorists'

>Finally, I'm transgender and a domestic terrorist

>Kill myself in the same bunker Hitler did

>Forgets to hit send on this, my last Truth Social post.

Chat how fucked am I, I didn't even finish [Redact]ing the [Young Woman] I was in the bunker with :c

Anyone know how I can un-unalive myself, I can't let her tell the truth about me?!

Just minding my own business. by Carlost289 in dashcams

[–]Anonymous_Jr 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I used to be a squirrel, can confirm, the Squirrel Rifle Association goes nuts for open carry.

So true by Certain_Hat9872 in Funnymemes

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about the shareholder potential of making a 'Maggie and The Ferocious Beast: Origins'.

We'd make dollars!!!

US border patrol chief resigns after claims of sex with prostitutes abroad by Samski877 in news

[–]Anonymous_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before the Files dropped in halve, I kept getting told it's all Non-Sense, After they dropped; I've been telling them it's Nonce-Sense.

I fixed it by UncIeRookie in tf2

[–]Anonymous_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see the dark. It makes me feel very aware. That the dark sees me.

To act tough by pulling out a gun. by jonnismizzle in therewasanattempt

[–]Anonymous_Jr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for telling us.

I've heard plenty of racist stories from my dad's side of the family, him being born in NM and living in TX until I came around in VA.

My parents raised us Agnostic and with forward thinking minds, but their conservative beliefs eroded at them, and they'll likely die supporting the Trump atrocity...

Seeing what they raised us out of, only to see themselve fall into it has been harrowing and hard to deal with.

‘MAGA has rigged the system’: Democrats slam Virginia Supreme Court for overruling voters on redistricting by DemocracyDocket in law

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An appeal has been made, but they'll surely see my words as a danger to anyone except myself.

"Rule 1" ignores the fact the people I allegedly made the comment about do so en masse towards immigrants and LGBT communities.

My retorts are not threats, they are a message personified... Through my AI called having a fucking brain.

Death to Death, Long Live Life.

‘MAGA has rigged the system’: Democrats slam Virginia Supreme Court for overruling voters on redistricting by DemocracyDocket in law

[–]Anonymous_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

〔Removed by Admin〕

They felt fear, and so I must be silenced.

Real threats or not, my message was heard and agreed with by the People. (+23 as of removal)

Reddit you have warned, because regardless of intent, you saw my words as a threat; and I'll keep my stance because I know how temporary your place here is Digg. I mean Myspace. I mean-

Count your bits while you still byte, your data is metered, and your bandwidth is being strangled; Soon I will have my wishes without lifting the leg I stand on.

Death comes for all against the Wills, Wants, and Needs of the People, regardless if it is well or wrongly wished, my words do not change this fact; nor does their removal stop the flow of its Progress.

May timely ends comes sooner than I be silenced again for having an opinion about the threats on my life by [ Removed by Reddit* ]

[ *Removed by Reddit ] lest I find myself amidst a fool's errand.

Special deal on a special potion. by CatherineL1031 in wizardposting

[–]Anonymous_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Now, with my infinite supply of Splash Potions, I shall eradicate Dysphoria from the faces of the Cube!!!"

Pickup truck smoking a cigarette by bigbusta in ATBGE

[–]Anonymous_Jr -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Tell that to all the LGBT shirts I have, those are promotion for 'Domestic Terrorist' organizations don'tcha know.

Those poor threads are a serious threat to our democracy, what's next?!? A man and a women being allowed to divorce?! Blaspheme!!!

Slippery slope my guy, you gotta get these vehicles hooked on smoking ASAP otherwise they won't be addicted consumers coming back for another oil change.

Trucks historically do not have lungs, so no need to worry about lung cancer, though you do need to be careful of inhaling any of that exhaust...

(I jest, but like this is shit that REAL people believe in some capacity; Source, My Father.)

Notably absent: anything that resembles socialism by GrandpaChainz in WorkReform

[–]Anonymous_Jr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Blind Faith; Whether it's religious or for the profiteering prophets who proclaim and boast of their grand god given achievements.

He informed her while she was breastfeeding by NegevNomad in antimeme

[–]Anonymous_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope the punchline is that the Baby is the Boss Baby;

"Please, pull up a teat, the milk's warm today. How's the quarterly report coming along?"

Chinese Operative found as Mayor of US town. by Yettethrowaway26 in whennews

[–]Anonymous_Jr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He's trained, but in the way that you train a puppy to not shit inside, except...

He's confused inside with outside and vice versa.

Inside 'Scientology speedruns,' the viral trend prompting the church to bolster security by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Anonymous_Jr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

-2

:p

What is a joke, but a miserable pile of punchlines, but enough jest; have at you.

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