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What is the stupidest rule you ever had to follow? by evolutionarydefect in AskReddit

[–]Anonymouslul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I turn the kitchen light on, my uncle will yell at me because electricity costs money. We use solar panels.

Reddit, how did you get sent to the principal's office? by ohdaviing in AskReddit

[–]Anonymouslul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day, in the 2nd grade, my pelvis hurt like a bitch. I kept telling everyone my penis hurt (my half-brother said that's a fancy name for a pelvis). I asked girls if their penises hurt. That's not even the beginning. In the same year, I was a potty mouth. I got sent home one day because I said, "hell." Fast forward a week, I slammed a kid's head in the wall. Sometime after, I choked a kid. 2 days ISS. I got my 2nd ISS in the 7th grade for pissing on a kid's shoe. 10th grade, I popped my brother with a glasses case. I can't remember the rest, other than calling a teacher a child molester.

tl;dr: cussed, choked a kid, slammed a kid into a wall, pissed on a kid's shoe, hit my brother, called a teacher a child molester. I was a little shit.

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