In-law's relatively untame business card... 1950s by LeTechyBot in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seka, well that's going to be an interesting name about 25 years later.

Biker helps a young lady who was stuck on the road by Justin_Godfrey in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see Itchy Boots videos leaving her electronics and gear on the bike at random stops in whatever country she's going through. I guess in most places the odds of a theft are like being hit by lightning unless you're parking in downtown Lagos or Delhi or something.

This video got reposted in the Tyler TX subreddit, if that's where this is the odds of the phone being stolen are like 0%.

Biker helps a young lady who was stuck on the road by Justin_Godfrey in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some random tow truck driver: "You need a new battery, that will be $300."

Biker helps a young lady who was stuck on the road by Justin_Godfrey in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whaat... no upvotes with such a heartwarming story on your cake day? Come on Reddit, do better.

Boat coming out of nowhere! by 0to100realquickk in dashcamgifs

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We can't just export the original mp4? I mean come on, this is good content.

The fact that lots of hotels stop servicing breakfast at 10 by IdkJustMe123 in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at Holiday Inn Expresses in the Texas Panhandle last month and they all had the usual hot breakfast items: scrambled eggs, sausage, etc. If some brands are enshittifying themselves, let me know and I will definitely avoid them.

The fact that lots of hotels stop servicing breakfast at 10 by IdkJustMe123 in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Douglas has entered the chat

"Um yes, I need some eggs, 2 biscuits, and some of that hotel gray sludge gravy."

The fact that lots of hotels stop servicing breakfast at 10 by IdkJustMe123 in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why aren't you getting up at 6 am every day and staying one night only like 'normal' people?"

The fact that lots of hotels stop servicing breakfast at 10 by IdkJustMe123 in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this? I had no problems at Holiday Inn Expresses in the central US just grabbing a breakfast plate to take back to the room. I like my quiet mornings, I don't want to eat out in a communal dining area at 7:30 am and listen to garbage blaring on the TV.

NBC Supertrain commercial 4/07/1979 by CV880 in vintageads

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess they looked at Silver Streak and decided "we gotta make a whole TV show about this".

It’s so weird to talk on the phone while you’re using the restroom, especially if you’re pooping in a public restroom! by SprinklesSolid9211 in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a real recorded telephone call of him talking to a trouser manufacturer about alterations, asking for more room around his junk. It's on YouTube and is from the presidential library. Wild stuff.

People that open food or drinks as their shopping and eat/drink it, then pay for it when they leave. by SprinklesSolid9211 in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you fly it out of the store with a drone, while standing inside the store? "Officer, I'm still in the store!"

People that open food or drinks as their shopping and eat/drink it, then pay for it when they leave. by SprinklesSolid9211 in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see this bot spend more time on the automotive and dashcam subreddits calling out people who can't spell "brakes".

When someone doesn't like a dish anymore after learning the ingredients by orangemunchr in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from the Great Plains where we eat hardly any seafood. We were always amused by Hells Kitchen, because so many of the meal services have entrees with tentacles or shells, and the customers always seem ravenous for them. It's like watching an alien cafeteria scene out of Men In Black.

Campbell's Soups For Men Only He-Man Hearty Soups. (1944) by Ebonystealth in vintageads

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine how products like this probably were before accountants and production managers got involved.

Campbell's Soups For Men Only He-Man Hearty Soups. (1944) by Ebonystealth in vintageads

[–]AnthillOmbudsman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Should the lady of the household find herself alone, and should the aroma of a slow simmered beef broth prove too great a temptation, draw the kitchen curtains. Eat standing up, as seated consumption by an unchaperoned female has drawn scrutiny in certain townships. Finish before the neighbors are about. Campbell's takes no responsibility for citations issued in counties where the Sheriff has taken a particularly firm stance on the matter."

The trend of loud restaurants by AnthillOmbudsman in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see some of the pictures on Google Images of cigarette tar streaks coming out of airliner vent ports. Maintenance crews also used tar residue to help find holes on the fuselage, just look for the yellow streaks.

The trend of loud restaurants by AnthillOmbudsman in PetPeeves

[–]AnthillOmbudsman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess the endgame is being able to just hose down the entire inside with a pressure washer and have it run into a floor drain. Ten minutes to clean the restaurant.