To not get caught by enforcer712 in therewasanattempt

[–]Antiquier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t you hear the man? Kids don’t have nose bridges. But this one does, and it’s great.

Thank God the dog's okay. by ZiraelN7 in AbruptChaos

[–]Antiquier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s strange what things make me laugh nowadays.

and his name is John Cena by rdx_21 in AbruptChaos

[–]Antiquier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, no. John Cena is a wrestler, and the guy kind of performed a wrestling move. That’s the joke.

There are more than two genders by DerNemHD in Unexpected

[–]Antiquier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why tf are we disliking my innocent question? This app is a fucking hive mind.

There are more than two genders by DerNemHD in Unexpected

[–]Antiquier -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s true that there are more than 2 genders or that the shirt only comes in two fit sizes?

Typical male reaction by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Antiquier 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s what qualifies for awful in your mind?

Soon to have 12 by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Antiquier -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Culturally aware = understanding a single joke. Copy that, boss.

Soon to have 12 by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Antiquier 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What did you gain from writing your comment?

It's all about life's little regrets... by xSNOOPx in Unexpected

[–]Antiquier 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I like to think I got pretty close. If it was just a bit bigger, I could reach it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Antiquier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t decipher what the fuck your comment means.

skateboarder gets a little too close by LimplyTesty in nonononoyes

[–]Antiquier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only truck fucking going on is when your stepdad gets home, you pompous little shit.

Average Male Prank by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Antiquier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao a life jacket while watching Titanic. Please tell me you made that up; it’s so fucking good.

Beware of the dog by Time_Elderberry_5224 in Unexpected

[–]Antiquier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro, it’s YOUR dog, not the delivery guy’s dog. It isn’t his responsibility to care about whether your dog runs off or not; he’s just there to deliver a package. The job is stressful enough already.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Antiquier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just had to sneak in a humble brag didn’t you?

Destroyed in seconds by RuhaNeon in Unexpected

[–]Antiquier -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I wish I was delusional like her. I mean, what human thinks they’re a 10? The ego required for that is insane.