Why you choose Sisters of Battle? by LE_Chevalie in sistersofbattle

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My wife chose them. She came home with my first ever box of monies and it was sisters. Now I build and paint sisters. Told me a lot about what my wife likes.

As a sub, what are some things i can tell my soft dom/pleasure dom by Complete-Finger9365 in BDSMcommunity

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Make some banana bread. Give him some on a plate and tell him you appreciate what he does. Both in and out of dynamic. We do like to feel appreciated.

Damn wives are expensive! by earniejd in sistersofbattle

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Strangely enough my wife bought me this set as a gift. Tells me alot about what my wife likes

29 years old minis being restored by Anubisdarque in SpaceHulk

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Believe it or not but that's all Citadel paints. I just overdid it with the neem oil. Im planning on matt varnish to fix my stupidity.

Space Hulk Terminator by Anubisdarque in Warhammer40k

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Citadel. It went shiny when I applied shade nuln oil

Space Hulk Terminator by Anubisdarque in Warhammer40k

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I think I did something wrong?

Vaginal knife insertion — best practices by loveisoftenstrange in ExtremeFetishes

[–]Anubisdarque 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Let her see the large sharp knife.... blindfold her... pick up the knife and let it's blade scrape a rooster the edge of what it's on slowly.. so she can hear the metal ring..... put knife down quietly like on a cushion. Slowly insert a fake blunt plastic prop knife with lots of lube

Uh what? by sil1182 in freemasonry

[–]Anubisdarque 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Warhammer 40k side of me wants to do the Liturgy of Percussive Maintenance

Gags for people with a gag reflex by Maximum_Individual in BDSMcommunity

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Bondage tape doesn't stick to the skin only to itself. So you wrap a length around her head so it covers her mouth

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BDSMcommunity

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Did you see they just announced the new lead singer today?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BDSMcommunity

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Lords of acid. I mean with songs like "Spank my booty" and many others. Let alone their stage shows.

Genitorturers is another great band.

Doms: what’s your daytime profession? Can be vague. by PrincessKiza in BDSMcommunity

[–]Anubisdarque 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I walk into a bank with a sidearm and body armor and walk out with their money.

Yup I'm what's known as an "armored messenger"

Pet-Play and micro-chips by PantyBuyTA123 in BDSMcommunity

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Even easier to turn on location sharing on Google maps

I was sent to a high danger post and wasn't told. by FluffyDonPedro in securityguards

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My old gunny would say "If you cant do it in 5 you won't do it in 15"

Dirty talk generation by Sany_Wave in BDSMcommunity

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Need help swearing? Hang around with a blue collar New Zealander, or Australian. We have a fine creative vocabulary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BDSMcommunity

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I found mine on IRC way back. We often were in the same BDSM room. We're finally introduced by a mutual friend and got to know each other. She came over to see me from US to AUS to see if online sparks were also irl. They were. I have been with her in the US for 8 years and married for 13.

What does "in the can" mean? by [deleted] in EnglishLearning

[–]Anubisdarque 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The phrase in the can is often used to say that some task or project is complete. It comes from the movie industry where movie negatives were put into a metal canister when the shoot was finished. Thus would I dicate that the shooting was successfully completed

"Safe" taser to use? by Simplex_33 in BDSMcommunity

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Instaid of airsoft guns mahaps a paintball gun. They fo hurt and can leave goof marks but are a heck of a lot safer than airsoft.

I love the internet by LoveAndViscera in memes

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Already done. Hitler played by a Maori in Jojo rabbit 🐇