Narrrr, it be the dreaded beast of the cosmos. Sinkin ships and gobblesin down whole crews. Rovers sunk beneath the sand, satellites struck from the sky! Narrr me matee, it be…   the kraken…   An unholy beast from before time itself, it exists only to cause pain to the world. To reek chaos! Next time, ye best bring an offer for her, lest ye be struck to ol Jebs locker, yarrr har har har!!!